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# How could you tell?
I've never seen a goldfish smile. But that could just be me - maybe I'm not a fish person.

Now ducks, I'm your man.
(I helped save b3ta! mrbrong, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 4:57, archived)
# Ah
but your not a goldfish (I think, so how do you know what a goldfish smile looks like?
(james, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 5:03, archived)
# They smile
with their eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 5:10, archived)
# ducks
always smile!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 5:05, archived)
# ducks
I find the noble swan is a miserable bird - probably related to the giraffe (also well documented as an unhappy mammal)
(I helped save b3ta! Ted, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 5:11, archived)
# I don't like geese
They're scary. Very bad tempered too in my experience.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 5:17, archived)
# The ones in London
are psychotic little bastards.

Elsewhere, they aren't so bad. It must be the crack.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 5:30, archived)
# Milton Country Park
in cambridge has the worst. Nasty things they are.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 5:33, archived)