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# Phish
Do you think that fish in a fish tank have as much fun watching us as we do them? Or are they fed up of swimming in their own faeces? Phish rebellion is on the way...
(I helped save b3ta! Ted, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 4:39, archived)
# That's an interesting question.
I think they're Happy enough. It would be worse if they swam(or is that swum?) in someone else's faeces.
My old goldfish used to like swimming in the bath with me.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 4:54, archived)
# I hope that those two
statements don't really go together as much as they seem to...
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 4:55, archived)
# Hmm
I see what you mean.. No comment though..
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 5:07, archived)
# How could you tell?
I've never seen a goldfish smile. But that could just be me - maybe I'm not a fish person.

Now ducks, I'm your man.
(I helped save b3ta! mrbrong, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 4:57, archived)
# Ah
but your not a goldfish (I think, so how do you know what a goldfish smile looks like?
(james, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 5:03, archived)
# They smile
with their eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 5:10, archived)
# ducks
always smile!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 5:05, archived)
# ducks
I find the noble swan is a miserable bird - probably related to the giraffe (also well documented as an unhappy mammal)
(I helped save b3ta! Ted, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 5:11, archived)
# I don't like geese
They're scary. Very bad tempered too in my experience.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 5:17, archived)
# The ones in London
are psychotic little bastards.

Elsewhere, they aren't so bad. It must be the crack.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 5:30, archived)
# Milton Country Park
in cambridge has the worst. Nasty things they are.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 5:33, archived)