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# Brain Freeze
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:28, archived)
# Een dees ooneevurs dar is wan absoloot
AVRYTIN FRIZIS
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:30, archived)
# ^ maybe this
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:31, archived)
# Jawohl meine Oberleutnantführerin
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:36, archived)
# I think I vaguelly know what you said
whatever, it made my willy all hard. Come to Butthead.


*hug* lo darlin'.
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:37, archived)
# BUTTSECKS
'lo! after a hard day's grafting, I came over to b3ta for some b3ta lovin'

phwoor :)
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:38, archived)
# You know we're good for it, lovely bear.
*brandishes large and powerful penis*
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:39, archived)
# *clenches like his last fiver in the whole world is up there*
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:40, archived)
# This isn't fair, you know.
Why do I always have to be the fuckee?
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:40, archived)
# Because you walk around brandishing that humungous weapon
You'll need to break me in slowly with a bic biro
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:43, archived)
# I've got a secret
I'm really a GIRL. Look, this comes right off *popping sound*

HEY, don't run away!
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:44, archived)
# *brandishes whittling knife and gets to work*
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:46, archived)
# *clutches breasts protectively*
but I don't want to be a boy.


Well, not all the time.
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:47, archived)
# I like boobs, they're fun
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:48, archived)
# *hug*
damn straight
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:50, archived)