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# He has custard in his coat!!


(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:59, archived)
# If he has a coat that produces infinite custard, I want it.
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:00, archived)
# Only if it's cold.
Don't give me no hot custard.
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:02, archived)
# You are surely insane
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:03, archived)
# and with 3 naked chicks wrestling in it.

Hang on, that would be pretty hot!
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:04, archived)
# Double U, Tee, Eff
Hot custard is the way forward.
Cold custard is mank.
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:04, archived)
# You're wrong.
So wrong.
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:05, archived)
# Would you put cold custard on a hot dessert?
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:06, archived)
# I'd probably just have the custard on its own.
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:06, archived)
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(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:08, archived)
# I just love me some cold custard.
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:10, archived)
# Well, if there's any of my hot custard left, you can wait 15 minutes
and have it off me.

Deal?
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:06, archived)
# Ok but can you stir it periodically so that it doesn't get a skin.
Thanks man :D
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:07, archived)
# The skin is the best bit!!


(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:08, archived)
# *bokes*
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:09, archived)
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(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:10, archived)
# I shall build a machine to do the periodic stirring.
I shall be sitting down patting my stomach in content and won't want to be stirring all the time.
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:09, archived)
# Perhaps you can arrange your contented patting to power the stirring.
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:10, archived)
# This satisfies my requirements.
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:10, archived)
# Nooo!
Both are lovely!

Hot chocolate fudge cake with cold custard... *drools*
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:06, archived)
# ^This^
Hot custard is work of the devil
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:21, archived)