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# the fact that my racist, sexist, homophobic, moronic brother hates this ad
just makes it all the more enjoyable to me.
i'm still hoping he was adopted.
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# Beam the advert directly INTO HIS EYES!
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:42, archived)
# if i could, i would
then i'd replace it with sharpened spoons.
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# I've got one of them as well.
He kipped at mine a couple of years ago when I shared a flat with a gay mate and asked "Are you still living with that faggot?"

Twat.

But he's a great brother

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:42, archived)
# mine isn't
he's a psychotic, evil-tempered bastard whom not even my parents can bear to be near.
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# Shall I come up to your house and gay it up with you for him?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:52, archived)
# heheheh
the look of anger and disgust on his face would be pure gold ;)
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# Then we can introduce him to my mixed race other half.
Who, for the small fee of nothing whatsoever will gladly come onto him for a laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:58, archived)
# oh, that would be a thing of pure joy.
however, i wasn't kidding about the psychotic bit, he would likely chase us all with a carving knife.
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# *squares shoulders*
Good, I don't like fighting people that aren't up for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:08, archived)
# yay!
cunt him in the fuck, cap'n!
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