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# prolly bindun...one variety doesn't research too well


blog and archive
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:33, archived)
# *flicks*
*sniggers*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:34, archived)
# sracist
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:35, archived)
# heh
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:34, archived)
# Ive got a RIS on this
help
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:35, archived)
# all over the shop today...
www.b3ta.com/board/8498478

also Daily Heil article
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:36, archived)
# The worlds gone mad again
I mean they dont exactly lick off one anothers bottoms do they?

Was it banned or pulled
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:42, archived)
# Pulled by Heinz.
It is such a load of old bollocks!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:43, archived)
# tugged
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:43, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:44, archived)
# I AM OUTRAGED
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

WHY THE FUCK CAN'T 2 MEN KISS ON TV FFS. I WILL KILL EVERYONE OF THE COMPLAINERS WITH MY AXE OF RIGHTEOUS GAY-LOVING JUSTICE
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Poof! ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:43, archived)
# *snogs
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:44, archived)
# *films*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:44, archived)
# *spluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:46, archived)
# *dabs self clean with moist napkin
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:47, archived)
# *complains*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:55, archived)
# *withdraws and goes viral
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:56, archived)
# i think i need to go to the clinic
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:01, archived)
# ya big gayer!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:44, archived)
# didn't wo men kiss on eastenders recently?
that utter shite is still on!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:44, archived)
# I missed that one
but they do have a great gay character in it at the moment.

He's far more realistic than that mincing twat on Corrie
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:45, archived)
# mincing twat?
isn't he a jazz singer?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:46, archived)
# You're thinking of
Japs Eye Lover
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:47, archived)
# ah, right
i always get those two mixed up
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:49, archived)
# when those two meet
it's moida
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:51, archived)
# pffffff!!
you are max
aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:53, archived)
# I'm outraged at the stereotype of Eastenders as pale retard gangsters
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:46, archived)
# I live in the Eastend
and have never knowingly upset a wheezing would-be gangster

It's pure fiction
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:48, archived)
# hence my outrage.
I don't know many people from eastend london, but the ones I know don't get killed by gangsters every few months.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:54, archived)
# it was an entirely appropriate advert
because everyone knows geyers love a bit of man mayo...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Manonnaise!
(Killer Vanilla puts the win in Darwin, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:48, archived)
# SALAD CREAM!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:48, archived)
# A LAD CREAM!
(Killer Vanilla puts the win in Darwin, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:49, archived)
# err.... THOUSAND ISLAND!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:51, archived)
# ... I can't obscenify that one
:(
(Killer Vanilla puts the win in Darwin, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:54, archived)
# Paul Newman's Honey and Mustard vinaigrette?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:59, archived)
# Paul Newman's Honey I'm Most Hard vinaigrette!
:D
(Killer Vanilla puts the win in Darwin, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:13, archived)
# I look forward to the outrage at the next Tetley's tea-bagging advert.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:45, archived)
# pffffffffffft
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:46, archived)
# hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:49, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:52, archived)
# read the comments if you think thats bad
"I certainly won't be buying any more Heinz products.

- Miriam, Barcelona, 23/6/2008 18:39"

"The first time I witness this advert I shall be complaining loudly to the appropriate authorities, and will certainly not be buying the product.

- Daisymay, Northants, 23/6/2008 19:31"
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:47, archived)
# Daisymay, Northants?
Isn't that DtH when he's dressed as his wife?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:48, archived)
# *slaps*
yes


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:00, archived)
# The link above and
576 varieties
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:37, archived)
#
57 56
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:37, archived)
# this advert has been banned..
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cXNzcxDrN4
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:37, archived)
#
advert sick filth
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:40, archived)
# ....
banned voluntarily withdrawn
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:40, archived)
# I will never buy the Daily Mail again
ever
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:43, archived)
# you mean you ever have bought it?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:44, archived)
# Never ever have I bought it
not even for my doggy to poo on - she has standards you know
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:45, archived)
# I bouight the Mail on Sunday once
cos it had a free DVD of the Wild Geese.

I got two pages into the paper before hurling it out the window in disgust
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:46, archived)
# Someone in my big house gets it delivered.
I vocally announce that the 'FUCKING DAILY FAIL'S HERE AGAIN' whenever I see it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:51, archived)
# Its more lacist than a shoe salesperson
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:56, archived)
#
been voluntarily withdrawn gone viral and is now guaranteed to reach a far wider audience than would ever have been possible by conventional means
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:43, archived)
# ...
...
5. Profit!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:46, archived)
# good point
*marketing success blog
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:47, archived)
# really... daft then..
although, they now won't need to pay for all of the expensive TV, but will get free advertising for a while, and people will remember the advert.. as ever, great publicity!
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Arf!
Done muchly, but still :)

Edit: This thread may interest you....

www.b3ta.com/board/8498507
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:35, archived)
# cheers :-)
..
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:38, archived)
# I thought you might enjoy
laughing nervously at the commments of one of the foremost commentators in America :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:39, archived)
# here's Bill O'Reilly being voted the worst person in the world
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWAJm6yY6vE
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:44, archived)
# Never did I think that one man
could singlehandedly sum up everything that is wrong with America!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:48, archived)
# Was he the guy
who spun out talking to the guy who's dad died in 9/11 but was oppossed to the Iraq war?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:44, archived)
# I havent seen that clip,
it wouldnt surprise me if he did though. Cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:02, archived)
# hehehehe
and i only just saw the ad
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cXNzcxDrN4
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Haha, that's fucking brilliant.
People who complain are not only morons, but they obviously don't have a sense of humour beyond the complexities of Little Britain and Catherine Tate.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:38, archived)
# I was DISGUSTED!
brown bread I ask you . . . YUK!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:39, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:40, archived)
# it turned me
until i saw it i was white bread, marg' and salad cream all the way
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:41, archived)
# Brown Bread am the bestest
for Cheese and Pickle and Prawn Mayo sammidges. Outside of those, I concur!

BAN THIS SICK FILTH!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:41, archived)
# both prawn and tuna mayo
should be served on brown bread, although brown bread should never be toasted, as attempting to butter it turns it into wholegrain shrapnel.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:43, archived)
# but.. but.. brown bread does not good toats make!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:52, archived)
# aye.. and salad cream is better in most cases..
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:45, archived)
# too fucking right

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:50, archived)
# salad cream on chips.
that is all.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:55, archived)
# I suspect
people who complained would not like Little Britain, though.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:41, archived)
# HE SPEAKS!
;D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:41, archived)
# They probably just like bashing rocks together and giggling at the sparks.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:43, archived)
# ...and thrashing each other to within inches of their lives
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:45, archived)
# *bookmarks*
now if anyone asks me 'what's Monkeon like?' I can link them up C];0)


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:43, archived)
# hahah
geeenius
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:42, archived)
# subtle...
and woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:36, archived)
# hahaha!
Ace!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:38, archived)
# haha!!
took me a while though...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:39, archived)
# hehe :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:39, archived)
# Hahahaha!
I bet they enjoy slurping up the sauce . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:40, archived)
# haha!
Shouldn't that be 56 positions? ;)

*edit* Do folks know the story behind that number and phrase BTW? It's apparently entirely arbitrary and meaningless, according to QI.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:41, archived)
# Yeah, at no point were there ever 57 varieties....
Edit: "The first processed food produced by H. J. Heinz in 1869 was horseradish. Ketchup didn't arrive until 1875 and baked beans didn't arrive until 1895. Supposedly, only 4 people know the secret baked bean recipe. Heinz never had "57 Varieties", they now have over 6,000 varieties. They are obsessed with the number 57 at Heinz, their telephone number ends with 57 57 57 and their address is PO Box 57, Pittsburgh. (Forfeit: Tomato Ketchup, Baked Beans)"
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:44, archived)
# QI FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:49, archived)
# hehe 69 positions?....done :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Hahahaha!!!!
Superb!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:51, archived)
# the fact that my racist, sexist, homophobic, moronic brother hates this ad
just makes it all the more enjoyable to me.
i'm still hoping he was adopted.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Beam the advert directly INTO HIS EYES!
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:42, archived)
# if i could, i would
then i'd replace it with sharpened spoons.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:46, archived)
# I've got one of them as well.
He kipped at mine a couple of years ago when I shared a flat with a gay mate and asked "Are you still living with that faggot?"

Twat.

But he's a great brother

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:42, archived)
# mine isn't
he's a psychotic, evil-tempered bastard whom not even my parents can bear to be near.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:48, archived)
# Shall I come up to your house and gay it up with you for him?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:52, archived)
# heheheh
the look of anger and disgust on his face would be pure gold ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:56, archived)
# Then we can introduce him to my mixed race other half.
Who, for the small fee of nothing whatsoever will gladly come onto him for a laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:58, archived)
# oh, that would be a thing of pure joy.
however, i wasn't kidding about the psychotic bit, he would likely chase us all with a carving knife.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:03, archived)
# *squares shoulders*
Good, I don't like fighting people that aren't up for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:08, archived)
# yay!
cunt him in the fuck, cap'n!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:16, archived)
# I get this one :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:44, archived)