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# He was rubbish compared to me.
I have an bullet proof bowler hat and a rapier with a shotgun in it.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:18, archived)
# fuck
that is pretty cool.

but we have steampowered nazi sex robots
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:19, archived)
# 60 foot ones, don't forget.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:20, archived)
# the shin plates are made of panzers we've melted down
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:22, archived)
# And they've got perfect
fingerwave blonde hairdos made out of Swiss gold.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:24, archived)
# phwoar....
right i need to go get a job. in a bit cap'n

don't forget, red wine and the rubiyat tonight
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:27, archived)
# I won't,
Good luck, have a good time.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:28, archived)
# I have the zombie of David Niven, we sit around and drink tea.
Thus I win.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:21, archived)
# thats not terrible efficent as far as clandestine revolutions go
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:23, archived)
# I take it you've never seen the video of David Niven fighting the giant mecha nazis?
They made him spill his tea. Never spill David Niven's FUCKING TEA!
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:26, archived)