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All I got before the render crashed. Apologies.

I reckon the ears caused it.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:52, archived)

those ears can be a bastard.

thats why i had mine removed.
EDIT:
woo!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:53, archived)

Ivesb Van Gogh, eh?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:53, archived)

PARDON?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:54, archived)

*yells*

I SAID....

;)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:55, archived)

Write it down

He's obviously got good eyesight cos he's not wearing spectacles

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:18, archived)

hehehe

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:18, archived)

Julius Caesar?

Where did you get the model for that?

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P3L3 is not my real name., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:54, archived)

Indeed!

Can recall where - do you want it? Gaz me if so.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:55, archived)

You didn't make it?

pft

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Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:59, archived)

Yeah, the whole thing....

took me weeks. ;)

The render took long enough (even before the fecker crashed on me).

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:00, archived)

so...

Import
Add mat
Add light
Render
Wait
Profit

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Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:01, archived)

You can always use the ignore or hide button if it's a problem for you.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:05, archived)

I'm not saying it's a bad thing

So long as no one is passing something off as something it isn't.

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Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:12, archived)

Err, I'm really not with you.

The render is mine. The mesh of Caesar it was made from is not.

I'm not passing anything off as anything other than that which it is.

I am genuinely sorry if you feel that is mis-representation.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:16, archived)

its bloody marvellous

I dont care where its from

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The Tig and me, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:24, archived)

Thank you, sir

most kind.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:26, archived)

and if im right the image

is from bust at the vatican

which reminds me i must do that sistene chapel with toilets mash up

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The Tig and me, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:34, archived)

I didn't know that it was from the vatican.

I found the mesh a while ago, and just hadn't decided what to do with it.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:43, archived)

bitch

whine
moan
same money as when you started.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:09, archived)

As always, my dear

Put far better than I ever could.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:10, archived)

You're nicer than I am.

We both come in handy :)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:13, archived)

consider yourself

GAZZED.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:00, archived)

i can't remember the last time i was gazzed...

*sighs*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:01, archived)

The nose gives it away a bit :)

(ultra-woo for OP as well btw...)

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:56, archived)

it could be me

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:01, archived)

You have longer hair...

This is how you can tell between O'Bedlam and Julius Caesar...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:03, archived)

it could be me.

i have short hair and big nose.....

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:04, archived)

No ginger beard...

And he's not smiling enough...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:07, archived)

the nurses on the wards would probably say i don't smile enough...

but then they're so damned dopey..
=D

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:09, archived)

he was also less successful at empire building

*leans back in to shadowy leather chair and steeples his fingers*

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:05, archived)

If you have an empire

I demand to help. Er, please.

And I'd like a hat and a cane and some sort of minions or lesser officers.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:07, archived)

Yes, and then I shall end you both.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:09, archived)

my empire could kick your empires arse

we have women

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:13, archived)

I don't have an empire, I am an anonymous enemy who would crush you from the inside.

Because I am brilliant and you are shit.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:14, archived)

you think you're V?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:15, archived)

He was rubbish compared to me.

I have an bullet proof bowler hat and a rapier with a shotgun in it.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:18, archived)

fuck

that is pretty cool.

but we have steampowered nazi sex robots

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:19, archived)

60 foot ones, don't forget.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:20, archived)

the shin plates are made of panzers we've melted down

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:22, archived)

And they've got perfect

fingerwave blonde hairdos made out of Swiss gold.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:24, archived)

phwoar....

right i need to go get a job. in a bit cap'n

don't forget, red wine and the rubiyat tonight

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:27, archived)

I won't,

Good luck, have a good time.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:28, archived)

I have the zombie of David Niven, we sit around and drink tea.

Thus I win.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:21, archived)

thats not terrible efficent as far as clandestine revolutions go

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:23, archived)

I take it you've never seen the video of David Niven fighting the giant mecha nazis?

They made him spill his tea. Never spill David Niven's FUCKING TEA!

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:26, archived)

you have a ship full of minions!

greedy.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:11, archived)

That's my OTHER job.

Captain Wow as opposed to Colonel Wow.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:13, archived)

sure. you can have scandanavia if you want?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:15, archived)

Oooh lovely and cold.

Thank you, that'll do splendidly.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:16, archived)

don't say i don't treat you right

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:18, archived)

I am a very well kept Colonel/Captain.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:19, archived)

Bloody wonderful...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:55, archived)

Cheers Cap!

*hugs*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:59, archived)

WISH ME LUCK CAPTAIN MY CAPTAIN

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:02, archived)

GOOD LUCK BEDLAM MY BEDLAM

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:03, archived)

you'll get locked up if you wander around shouting "bedlam my bedlam"

especially if you clasp your head, and run through city centres like that.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:07, archived)

The alternative means I'll become the owner of Magnum PI though.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:10, archived)

if you ever needed a crime solved you'd be golden though

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:21, archived)

Pfft, Suchet's still alive.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:21, archived)

you own him?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:24, archived)

Shhh, don't tell him, it's a surprise.

The chip gets activated on his 65th birthday.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:25, archived)

cool....

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:26, archived)

Imagine Poirot.

Now make him Borg.

Cool doesn't cover it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:28, archived)

can anyone else

see him looking at an upside down cock?

Also woo

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:56, archived)

Oh damn it...

I can see that now too....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:57, archived)

i can now!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:57, archived)

Unfortunately, yes.

The image is fantastic and I love it.

(Nissun, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:59, archived)

now do a

COCK!

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SiX and his hat, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:56, archived)

Well, I will, if you provide me with a 3D mesh

.... of Yours!!!!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:58, archived)

*grabs chicken wire*

*bends it around cock*

ouch...

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:00, archived)

Have a 'bastarding Zbrush crashed and lost all my work' repost

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:57, archived)

Whoa!

Like that. Like it a lot.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:58, archived)

These were the other pieces.

I never bothered doing the king or the knight because I lost the rook and these ones looked really boring in comparison to the rook aswell, so I didn't do anything with them.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:01, archived)

Lovely refraction on the dark pieces there, sir.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:06, archived)

Refraction?....err...

There's some reflections and specular, that's mainly handled by Zbrush's materials engine I think. The rendering engine itself is rubbish, I need to reinstall 3dsmax really to render anything well.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:12, archived)

Sorry, very tired

that's what I meant.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:24, archived)

the Tower of Pain

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:59, archived)

my sister just got back from south america and she brought me a lovely incas vs conquistadors chess set

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:04, archived)

"a pint of punk-forehead please, barkeep!"

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- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:04, archived)

Hahaha.

A pint has not been pulled properly unless the head lacerates your gums.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:08, archived)

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- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:26, archived)

i'd drink that

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:09, archived)

you're a talented little bugger you are

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:01, archived)

*blushes*

Most kind, sir.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:07, archived)

wonderful modeling

not too sure about the caustics(shadows?) tho. they should blur as they get further from the object.

also try and disguise the highlight somehow, it looks CG as it is.

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:05, archived)

Sadly, it wasn't fully finished

when the renderer quit/crashed out, as all the post processing hadn't completed. :(

What's GC?

Edit: Ahhh - with you. :)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:08, archived)

Computer Generated

as opposed to realistic

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:11, archived)

You out-ninja'd me

But the point is well taken - you're quite right.

I'm just intrigued messing around with refraction of light sources through glasses and the like.

/deeply tedious blog

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:13, archived)

always a fucker to render am glass

especially thick glass

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:55, archived)