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# Seeing as it's so late, here's my bellybutton


I'm actually in New Zealand, not Australia, but people seem to get the two places confused all too often.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 3:06, archived)
# one of them is the scum off the earth
the other is australia :P
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 3:10, archived)
# Belly buttons are the scum of the earth?
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 3:11, archived)
# lint ftw!
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 3:13, archived)
# i find that the way to tell the difference between the accents
is that new zealanders sound slightly more like thye've got adenoids (typographical error?)
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 3:11, archived)
# We don't say fush and chups
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 3:13, archived)
# Are you a kuy-wuy?
from Nw Zlnd?
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 3:14, archived)
# but oz
doesn't have flight of the conchords...
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 3:15, archived)
# This is win
Nw Zlnd is win.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 3:17, archived)
# pigs arse!
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 3:19, archived)
# You racist
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 3:19, archived)
# AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE
OI OI OI
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 3:16, archived)
# hello oz
can we have your scores please (joking)
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 3:11, archived)
# no
(not joking)
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 3:11, archived)
# 7?
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 3:12, archived)
# flattery will get you every where my dear.
...sorry.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 3:16, archived)
# where are you from?
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 3:12, archived)
# When a mummy and a daddy love each other very much, they have a special hug...
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 3:16, archived)
# yay storks
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 3:19, archived)
# HOW IS BABBY FORMED?
HOW GIRL GET PREGERNENT?
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 3:19, archived)
#
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 3:20, archived)
# weeeeeeeeee
kaboom!
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 3:21, archived)
# *that's the best KaboOOOM ever*
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 3:39, archived)
# it can last from any where
from 3 to 5 minutes.


maybe 10 if it's a really ugly mummy and daddy happened to meet her while drunk and think "meh, what the hell."
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 3:20, archived)
# I know...
i have met my parents...
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 3:23, archived)
# i have met them too
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 3:28, archived)
# Why when you say special hug do I imagine them both being on fire like Johnny Flame
and laserbeams shooting out of their knuckles?
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 3:21, archived)
# interesting family?
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 3:22, archived)
# NEW ZEALAND IS JUST ANOTHER AUSTRALIAN STATE!
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 3:36, archived)
# EXACTLY
WHERE THEY FUCK SHEEP!
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 3:38, archived)