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# No but i've got a sister who works at the gasboard
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 4:09, archived)
# i'd love to meter
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 4:14, archived)
# i bet she's
got a real electric personality
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 4:14, archived)
# sparks would fly
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 4:19, archived)
# yeh but she got GAS.. gas, sparks BOOM!
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 4:20, archived)
# heehee!
Hello all, I'm back for a bit, as I cannot sleep. Anybody know anything about this cio-cio-san girl who's new here? She seems fairly nice apart from the fact that she called me an opinionated prick without any provocation whatsoever.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 4:22, archived)
# I've done some internet research but just got lost on pron
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 4:23, archived)
# perv :p
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 4:27, archived)
# but i still likes yer, just in a private way
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 4:31, archived)
# research??
cio cio san = madam butterfly


oh yeh then i had a wank
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 4:31, archived)
# are you cultured?
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 4:38, archived)
# he's developing a culture
but i wouldn't call it high brow... depends on how excited he gets.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 4:41, archived)
# in a yeast based way
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 4:42, archived)
# kebab
wants her for his own. thats alli know

she also seems to ready to point out when she is joking.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 4:23, archived)
# Fair enough.
I'm sure she'll turn out to be lovely. If not, I'll meet her at a bash one day and sex her I'm sure she'll be lovely then. :)

EDIT: Madame Butterfly, eh? Well if she knows her Puccini she can't be too bad.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 4:25, archived)
# Hey, so long as it is female and not too pyshco I'll do it
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 4:55, archived)
# when ever i see you've posted
I'm going to start humming tom jones' sex bomb. maybe you can leave your hat on.. mix it up a bit.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 5:04, archived)
# Damn right I'm a sex bomb
Face and Capt. WoW think I'm teh sexeh
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 5:08, archived)
# sorry sorry
sex pest.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 5:11, archived)
# JUST HELP YOURSELF TO MY LIPS!
TO MY ARMS JUST SAY THE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORD!
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 5:15, archived)
# err..
antipodean?
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 5:23, archived)
# yeps I am an Oztard
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 5:27, archived)
# sounds like
she'd be dynamite in the sack
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 4:22, archived)
# she'd bang you all night long
and leave you with explosive diarrhoea.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 4:23, archived)
# No, wait...
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 4:23, archived)
# look kids!
free lube for all!
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 4:24, archived)
# *boke*
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 4:25, archived)
#
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 4:25, archived)
# I can't help imagining that as a paralysed bird that somebody has stuffed with gunpowder
and led a little line of powder to, all ready to blow it up.

why am I so wrong :(
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 4:27, archived)
# wow! you read my mind
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 4:28, archived)
#
read licked
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 4:34, archived)
# *obligatory noob moment*
how do you strike through?

I'm getting tired on the pen marks on my screen
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 4:36, archived)
# haha, it's <s>hello everybody</s> I AM A BIG GAY
I'll give you something to practice with...
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 4:38, archived)
# okay
hello everybody I'm a big gay

like thats?
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 4:48, archived)
# oooh, spacky! I like it!
HEY, you know what? I have a really really tiny weeny duck that I keep showing to women in bars.

*spurs on*
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 4:49, archived)
# ?
HEY, you know what? I have a really really tiny weeny duck that I keep showing to women in bars.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 4:54, archived)
# that picture reminds of the day i went to rhyl and drawned a picture of a chip and then it was stolen
dammit man why?
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 4:41, archived)
# I bought the chips you free loader. It was never yours
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 4:43, archived)
# don't opress me you cunt
i said chip CHIP not chips
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 4:45, archived)
# STOP COVETING MY CHIPS!!!
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 4:47, archived)
# as gronkpan would say
you are gonna be unfreinded www.b3ta.com/board/8034496
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 4:51, archived)
# serious? ha ha it's my pot!
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 4:55, archived)