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# rsztgmn doefz\pn vm
i didn't know what to say about your pic, so i just palmed the keyboard and that's what you got.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 16:31, archived)
# Smaaaaaaaaaaaaaash
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 16:33, archived)
# claaaaaaaaaan!
how are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 16:39, archived)
# I'm very well thanks :D
It's my two-month with Gracie tomorrow ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 16:41, archived)
# already?
bloody hell, that's gone fast! are you taking her somewhere nice?
btw, up the arse isn't the nice place i meant for you to take her ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 16:43, archived)
# Hahahahah!
She doesn't know what I have planned, but it's an indoor activity (And it's not up the arse, either!).
And we're going for a walk.
Then I'm taking her up the arse pub for a drink. Nothing alcoholic, though :(
But we have beer at home ^_^

And when she arrives tonight, we're watching Dr Who and Family Fuy.

She has the pleasure of being along in my house tomorrow morning, though, when I get up for a job interview at half 11 :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 16:45, archived)
# doctor who is excellent!
you should make her breakfast in bed tomorrow, you're pretty much guaranteed a blow-job if you do.
also, what job???
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 16:49, archived)
# Scrambled eggs should work... ;]
Nah, as great as that sounds, I doubt she'll enjoy it as much as I, I always put her first in the sack ;]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 16:51, archived)
# very gentlemanly!
but again, what job?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 16:55, archived)
# It's at a local shop for local people.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 16:57, archived)
# hmmmmm
make sure they don't burn you
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 16:59, archived)
# It's fine, I'm local.
:]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 17:01, archived)
# bugger!
small child has just arrived, gotta go. 'bye!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 17:18, archived)