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# Isn't everything?
BTW:
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 8:44, archived)
# could be made better if the red and yellow candles...disappeared?
*ahem*
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 8:50, archived)
# If you like wooley porn then you'll love
www.blankspace.com.au/current_exhibition.htm
This link is probably safe for work, contains an add/summary of an art exhibition featuring crudely knitted phalli. no worse than the usual CDC's you see around here.
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 8:54, archived)
# The black willy has all of teh girth
artists personal experience perhaps?
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:01, archived)
# *shrug* I dunno.
I just hate to think that she probably got a grant to it...
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:02, archived)
# Me too.
The big blue canvas in the liverpool tate pisses me right off. If you paint a metre square canvas with one colour of blue, and call it art, you are not an artist. You are a decorator. If it took you more than one go to get the right blue, you are a shitty decorator. If you sold it for thousands, you are an unspeakable stain upon humanity.

This supports my theory that a fair amount of 'art' is something a 3 yr old could've done, except that the 'artist' has created a bullshit explanation, and managed to get alot of rich and stupid people to collectively wank his ego.
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:05, archived)
# You, sir, have got my kind of hate going on.
A man after my own black heart.

"Decorator" is right. I love this one art gallery in my home town, it's equal part arts, crafts, and decoratorly things, but the arts and crafts are more decorative.

I've got a crush on the exhibit with the videos of rocks being heated to white hot shown in a dark room, though.
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 10:49, archived)