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# the least they could do is get him to some sort of mortuary
or put him in a fridge... or fill him with boron.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 16:04, archived)
# Fill him with helium
Much more fun
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 16:15, archived)
# It would certainly make you popular with the pallbearers;
but you wouldn't be able to have an open coffin at the wake - the body might float away
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 16:18, archived)
# Mooring ropes ftw
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 16:20, archived)