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# laugh it up fuzzball
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:16, archived)
# I can assure you I will.
The fact that you have a perm and look like Harry Potter does provide an inordinate supply of mirth.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:19, archived)
# i hope the fact that i spend huge swathes of time balls deep in an attractive woman provides you with as much pleasure
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:21, archived)
# Why yes it does give me pleasure, because I am that attractive woman.
My hairy breasts are quivering in anticipation.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:26, archived)
# oh come now, you don't expect me to believe you'd lower yourself to intimacy with another human being, do you?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:30, archived)
# Yes but you're not a human being.
You're a wizard harry.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:31, archived)
# a girl once slept with me based on the fact I look like Elijah Wood. make of that what you will.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:34, archived)
# Partial blindness is what I'd make of it.
You don't look anything like Elijah Wood, other than the fact you both have hair.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:35, archived)
# i look less like him now than i used to. my eyes were bluer and my face shorter
i've also been likened to Shylock and the velociraptors of Jurassic Park
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:42, archived)