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# In which case I retract the fail
and extend a win
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:18, archived)
# I need a poo.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:19, archived)
# do it in a cup, take pictures, make a fortune selling them
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:20, archived)
# Unfortuantely I find that rarely works a second time.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:22, archived)
# ah bugger
well if you clench you anus at the right moments you can sculpt it as it comes out, and sell it as "art". Although, if you've got the trots, you've probably already done it on your chair, so sell that as
"art". You can't loose!
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:26, archived)
# You'd need to be...
... running up & down the Tate modern while pooping in order for it to be considered "art".
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:20, archived)
# cup of tea and a fag
launch that baby smooth as anything
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:27, archived)
# if theres a fag...wouldn't that force it back up there
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:28, archived)
# arf
probably around the sides and out
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:31, archived)