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[challenge entry] I prefer the term 'differently abled'


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(I helped save b3ta! Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:08, archived)
# Slow
children
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:08, archived)
# Ha ha!
That face is the creepy though...
(FightingComet got Boost Power on, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:10, archived)
# "LOOK OUT!"
"SHIT, A ROAD!"
*violently swerves into tree*
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:10, archived)
# Hahaha
I've got the sound of the road going mmmmMMMMMMMmmmmmng as cars go by stuck in my head...
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:11, archived)
# And now I have the giggles
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:11, archived)
# the giggly wigglies
or the silly willies?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:13, archived)
# the giddy goat
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:20, archived)
# dang
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:25, archived)
# HOOOJ CHIIIIIN!!!
TJ! My mate has come to visit me from Kansas City. She bought a rather impressive collection of BBQ sauces for me:D
I have already pledged my undieing love to whoever it was that created JD BBQ sauce!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:12, archived)
# Ohh!
I bought this one in Florida called Road Kill BBQ sauce. It was top.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:13, archived)
# there's a sauce here
called "kick arse barbecue sauce"
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:19, archived)
# You don't appear to have any reggae reggae sauce
You are a sauce fail.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:14, archived)
# I do infact have reggae reggae sauce
Butit's such a given that I didn't think I needed to photograph it.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:15, archived)
# In which case I retract the fail
and extend a win
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:18, archived)
# I need a poo.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:19, archived)
# do it in a cup, take pictures, make a fortune selling them
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:20, archived)
# Unfortuantely I find that rarely works a second time.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:22, archived)
# ah bugger
well if you clench you anus at the right moments you can sculpt it as it comes out, and sell it as "art". Although, if you've got the trots, you've probably already done it on your chair, so sell that as
"art". You can't loose!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:26, archived)
# You'd need to be...
... running up & down the Tate modern while pooping in order for it to be considered "art".
(Mr. Green Genes YAAYY'd at, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:20, archived)
# cup of tea and a fag
launch that baby smooth as anything
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:27, archived)
# if theres a fag...wouldn't that force it back up there
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:28, archived)
# arf
probably around the sides and out
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:31, archived)
# Quick!
Host another bash!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:15, archived)
# A drop of tabasco ...
... on you and your partner's genitals before boom-boom time. Works a charm.
(I helped save b3ta! Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:17, archived)
# I think you are looking for statetheobvious.com!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:18, archived)
# they look lubberly
... although (and perhaps this is controversial) I don't like John Daniels... I would perhaps give it to a monkey to drink, but I wouldn't have it myself.

Many thanks,
PUC
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:17, archived)
# I would give it to a monkey but maybe not a gibbon.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:18, archived)
# that goes without saying;
Gibbons make very abusive drunks.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:23, archived)
# You can buy the JD sauce over here
but all those sauces are heathen. Spirit vinegar and molasses bases sauces are SHIT.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:19, archived)
# Yes. That's what I'll say to my friend who kindly carried them all many thousands of miles for me.
/never look a gift sauce in the mouth blog
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:21, archived)
# I was just saying :(
My friend posts stuff over for me under the guise of commercial samples. Maybe we should swap some bbq tips - looks like you're New Orleans style area.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:22, archived)
# Naaa she's shagging a grocor and took them:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:37, archived)
# You can buy the JD sauce in ASDA,,
And a Budweiser, Jim Beam, and also Reggae Reggae sauce..
(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:23, archived)
# WOO!
that is an impressive collections of sauces.

i'm wanting to get some of gourmet daves private reserve
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:33, archived)
# Mnngg25?
Edit: Didn't realise I'd be this far down, now I just look like a twat who took ages to come up with that joke.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:19, archived)