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# any cunt names a bench after me when I'm dead
and they're getting haunted good and proper.

Also - WOO YAY
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:17, archived)
# I'm going to name a bin after you
and put dead prostitutes in it.
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:19, archived)
# lol
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:20, archived)
# I'm going to name a cupboard after you
and keep sexy carpets in it.
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:21, archived)
# sweet
I'm going to name a bridge for you and toss myself off
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:22, archived)
# Either way I take this, I'm touched.
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:23, archived)
# either way you take it
i touch myself
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:25, archived)
# Whooooaaaa
*dances*
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:27, archived)
# #i don't want aaaanybody else...#
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:27, archived)
# I was going to put that too
but I thought you might think I was coming onto you.

You'd probably realise, you'd get a wet shoulder.


Hahah, I love making myself giggle at work and not being able to tell anyone why.
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:28, archived)
# arf arf arf
0_o
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:36, archived)
# oh my, sexy carpets
*rubs self*
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:26, archived)
# covered in the spluff of the world's finest ladytypes.
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:27, archived)
# who wouldn't want to be remembered like that
what an honourable shrine
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:29, archived)
# I am a lovely person. It's alright, you can say it.
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:31, archived)
# I am a lovely person
wah waaaah
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:34, archived)
# GRAR
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:36, archived)
# YOUAREALOVELYPERSON!
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:37, archived)
# You KNOWS it.
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:41, archived)
# Hahaha!
;)
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:35, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:36, archived)
# dont tell me we are getting another bin
weve got 3 already and now one for dead prossies? guess its helping the recylcing and I do live in Ipswich so im not surprised at this
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:21, archived)
# No, when you die I shall do this.
Then, when it's full, I shall send it to Tony Livesey as a courting gift.

edit: WRONG FUCKING ONE.

(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:22, archived)
# what's everyone's favorite way to kill a prostitute...?
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:27, archived)
# Angus Deaton.
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:30, archived)
# good call
*high fives*
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:34, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:44, archived)
# you don't need to wait for me to die to do that
it's something we can all enjoy right now.
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:23, archived)
# I'm getting confused, my head hurts.
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:24, archived)
# divvent fret pet
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:26, archived)
# *cries*
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:27, archived)
# why you cry?
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:29, archived)
# My wife, she ees dead.
Is ok, I get a new one.
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:31, archived)
# how much you want for
the corpse? I pay good money for eeet
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:33, archived)
# TWELFTY POUNDS
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:37, archived)
# hahahaha!
I'm going to put that on a bench!
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:25, archived)
# ha ha ha
near an old folks home...
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:30, archived)