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# how do you walk without sticky gusts of air flowing in and out of you?
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:41, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:42, archived)
# We don't....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:42, archived)
# Well...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breath
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:43, archived)
# i was trying to be discrete
but how do the ladies walk without great big wet fanny farts rippling though their gussets?

;D
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:45, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8529274
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:47, archived)
# BECAUSE
When we're in resting positions, or normal ones anyway, our vaginas are all snuggled up and closed. Also our inner labia will be as well. Usually the only time that the vagina really opens up to allow air to get inside is when a lady is on all fours with her bottom stuck in the air, and then it sort of...opens it all up.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:47, archived)
# Well, there's one other time
But there's usually someone trying to get out at the time
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:49, archived)
# Oh aye, there is that.
But then never mind the fanny farts, you've just pooed yourself.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:50, archived)
# *giggles*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:50, archived)
# You must keep count of how many poos you do during the event
a mate managed THREE.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:51, archived)
# Hahahaha, the things you find out!
I read one story in a magazine where the woman said she'd kept telling the midwife she was about to, and the midwife told her she wasn't, she should concentrate on the baby. Hubby told her afterwards she'd managed five, hence why the nurses kept changing the sheets....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:54, archived)
# Bless, I hope I do 17, all in a row like sausages.
Free pressured colonic!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:55, archived)
# Play doh pasta factory!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:55, archived)
# Hahahah, maaaaarvellous.
eat some actual playdoh, see if we can't get it to be the same colour when it comes out.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:57, archived)
# I shall start on a diet of blackberries
Well if it works for the birds that shit on my car....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 18:00, archived)
# I love you.
I hope you know that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 18:01, archived)