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# *bum fondles*
whaddup dude?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 12:55, archived)
# I'm lonely. And drinking
I'm depressed enough without booze.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 12:59, archived)
# ive always had trouble picking up women
so i became a musician (after 4 years of hard practice) its just starting to pay off :-D

dont dwell on it dude, could be worse....you could have AIDS and then explode
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 13:01, archived)
# hey there wanna see my didgeridoo?
yeah that's gunna work.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 13:03, archived)
# become a bass player
and earn the reputation "thunder fingers"

and yes, yes it would work! failing that, throw a drop bear at them ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 13:04, archived)
# The drop bear only works on tourists
and how the hell to you play a fish?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 13:06, archived)
# tie strings to it and
make it dance like a puppet!

works well if you attach the legs of a barbie doll to it
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 13:08, archived)
# altho it doesn't seem to work the same for women.
annoyingly.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 13:06, archived)
# if u want a guy
just show him your tits or something

if you want a lesbian...get an anchor tattoo

/helpful
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 13:08, archived)
# the tits thing just attracts the wrong sort of guy..well it brings the creepy ones to the forefront.
and i've been out with too many creepy blokes.

(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 13:09, archived)
# You clearly just need to go out with socially inept emo kids.
You know it's the only type who won't be creepy fuckers.

They'd be happy letting you touch their hand to be honest...
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 13:12, archived)
# not fair
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 13:14, archived)
# probably.
but you live too far away.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 13:19, archived)
# *glares*
I reckon having someone more vunerable and inept than you would probably work out, you'd keep wanting to protect them and cheer them up which might work out for the whole depression dynamic.

Or make things far far worse.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 13:25, archived)
# try that and it didnt work
i just need plastic surgery and a new personality.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 13:26, archived)
# You went out with a weepy emo kid?
Why was I not informed of this? Why did I not see pictures?
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 13:30, archived)
# probably some in the b3ta flickr pool.
the stupid emo cunt he is.

(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 13:36, archived)
# That's helpful, so I'll just search emo then...
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 13:48, archived)
# pft. search the doctor.
this is painful for me, in as much as it'd be mean to sit here and call him a cunt a lot...that hurts!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 13:50, archived)
# But he's got metal hair and zie beard.
Thass not really emo.

Also I don't quite understand the rest of the stuff you said.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 13:57, archived)
# *checks profile*
would
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 13:33, archived)
# bless
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 13:36, archived)
# your welcome ;)
damn, i was in Brighton last week as well! (Hove actually)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 13:38, archived)
# ooo hove. very posh!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 13:39, archived)
# no surgery needed
personallity wise, I'm can't critise
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 13:36, archived)
# haha,
well i could do with laser eye surgery. glasses suck.

and a bit(quite a lot) of fat removal wouldn't be a bad thing.

but yeah i have a really shit personality which i think kills it for me more thaaaaan anything.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 13:38, archived)
# chunky birds are sexy. natural ginger?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 13:42, archived)
# no, dark brown hair.
and i'm not fucking chunky...isn't that a type of chocolate bar anyway?

i'm just a stupidly tall chubby fat thing, not chunky!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 13:43, archived)
# cmon you sound like a sex bomb.
I dislike women that look like the could snap in half when you try to cuddle them. And I don't really like having to pick them up to do that either.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 13:48, archived)
# just make it really obvious you want it
dunno about how you're gunna pick up women. If i did, i wouldn't be here/
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 13:11, archived)
# grow lots of stuble and look rugged?
then hit the gym and be all

"HUUUUUUURRR"
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 13:12, archived)
# I look like chebal
just flabbier. :S

I cannot afford either the time or money for a gym. I could ease up on eating junk though...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 13:15, archived)