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# hmm.
person you see once every two months and don't fuck? That's not a girlfriend. That's a councillor. Or the cinema usher.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 11:28, archived)
# but she fists him up the arse
it gives him the taste for more
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 11:48, archived)
# She's been asking for her watch back
I've told her to send me six boxes of bran flakes.
(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 12:20, archived)
# That's my mother
(Super Jet Shoes, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 14:38, archived)