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# entombed with great solenity
within the mdf pyramid in the garden.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 14:07, archived)
# I wish I had a pyramid
it'd be cool

I could stand at the top, naked, smeared in vaseline screaming "COME ON GOD! COME ON YOU BITCH! WHAT YOU GOT!?"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 14:16, archived)
# SHOW ME YOUR THUMBS, YOU BEAUTIFUL, ALIEN SONS OF MOTHERS!
SHOW ME YOUR THUMBS!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 14:19, archived)
# i refuse to be buried.
i refuse to be burned.
i will be entombed in a customised pyramid, or i will HAUNT EVERY FUCKING MEMBER OF MY FAMILY, UNTIL THEY GIVE IN TO MY DEMANDS FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

'bye!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 14:23, archived)