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# my mate said
(so it may not be true) that there is an 8 year waiting list to get in the audience of top gear
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:23, archived)
# Not if your mate gets you put on the Reserve List!
NEXT SEASON, HERE I COME.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:25, archived)
# ooh you lucky bastard :)
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:26, archived)
# I know :D
Lucky also because it gives me a great chance to go and flirt it up with the one and only James May... hehe!
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:29, archived)
# Isnt he
Gay?

Thought him and that wine drinking gadgie were bum-chums?
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:30, archived)
# Hahaha! Oz Clark?!
Nooo waaaaay.

(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:32, archived)
# You sound awfully sure.
Are you a topgear groupie?
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:33, archived)
# I'm not, no... *sighs*
James May just doesn't give off the gay vibe...plus Wiki says he has a girlfriend.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:37, archived)
# i dont know
if i had to shag one of the top gear team, itd be may. I reckon im 2% gay.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:40, archived)
# Isn't Everyone a tiny bit gay?
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:48, archived)
# Well im definately
a lesbian.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:52, archived)
# Well I can drive a car even slower than James May
And I have a ridiculously bad haircut.
I'm sure I can work on the accent...how bout it huny?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:42, archived)
# Interesting chat up tactic.
Unfortunately May seems to be a quaint exception to many, many rules.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:44, archived)
# he is the sort of guy who likes to go antiquing in the morning
and travel 60 miles to the only pub that sells the 'ale' he likes in the afternoon.

Ace.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:47, archived)
# I travel that for the pub I like!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:48, archived)
# REEEEEEE
SPECT
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:53, archived)
# A vicar described me as quirky...
that has to be similar...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:48, archived)
# that reminds me
what does heretic mean?
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:48, archived)
# :S
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heretic
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:50, archived)
# Ahhhh
I told him i beleive in the godfather but not god.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:54, archived)
# That's rich coming from someone who believes in magic.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:54, archived)
# what's worse was he said it to my mum
then an academic called me "unrefined" :S
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:57, archived)
# That's not true
as I've been twice and get ticket applications at least once a series.
I want them to put my Nissan round the track. They are not biting yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:25, archived)
# this is a crazy guy i know featured on top gear
www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5ZZ7IXugno

it's my boss who cuts down the wall
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:29, archived)
# Hahahah
You know that guy?

He really was weird. Did his wife really leave him coz of his car fetish?
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:32, archived)
# nope
never been any female interest, the show made that bit up
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:33, archived)
# heheh, he reminded me of somebody
I knew a guy called andy who had 100's of cats and dogs. His house stank of shit but he was always the first to get all the latest games. He used to peer over his fence to give us dodgy copies. He was another guy who was so passionate about his hobby that he'd forsake EVERYTHING to stay at the forefront. Respect to obsessive weirdo's
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:40, archived)
# Well Robert "mad Bob" as we know him
still rings our work at least three times a week for a sort of free counselling session, it always ends up with him saying "well that's it really" followed by a pause and then "click"
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:45, archived)
# Ho Ho
Tell him that he has a following on b3ta.
I'm sure we'd all like to meet him.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:55, archived)
# Oooh lets all leave shitty comments for the kitchen retard
go on please, i host his website and he owes me money
(Doucement do it slowly..., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:33, archived)
# No way
You have to respect the guys sticking to his guns. His wife however....
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:35, archived)
# well he is devoted enough to live in an ivor williams trailer
alledgedly
(Doucement do it slowly..., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:41, archived)
# haha
"this guy is a retard" and such?
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:35, archived)
# well you met him!
how would you decribe him? fundamentaly challenged?
(Doucement do it slowly..., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:40, archived)
# don't get into fundaments with me young man
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:46, archived)
# well that's it really.........................
*hangs up*
(Doucement do it slowly..., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:50, archived)
# well if the last caller wants to get back in touch, there are people waiting to take your call
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:53, archived)