b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » XXX » Message 8534120 (Thread)

# Caption competition?
I thought it might turn into one of those
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 2:51, archived)
# Hi! I'm Ed Winchester. And I'd like to take a moment of your time to talk to you about the love of our Lord Jesus Christ..."
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 2:53, archived)
# You've been chatting to God on links?
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 2:55, archived)
# well i have now thanks
repents
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 2:58, archived)
# Ive been chatting to god
ever since i was diagnosed with cancer.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 2:59, archived)
# oh thats right
wander around chatting and infecting the rest of us
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 3:01, archived)
# No I gave you
epilepsy, fancy having a fit?

*FITS*
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 3:03, archived)
# *throws in washing*
*chokes on a sock*
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 3:04, archived)
# *Loses bladder control*
*Soaks On Cock*
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 3:05, archived)
# OK
but just as long as i can take a moment of yours to gouge one of your eyes out and skullfuck you. It will just as much fun for you as it is for me to listen to you
(barandis, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 2:57, archived)
# you don't seem to be feeling any love.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 2:58, archived)
# I was offering some love.
Right there. You saw me
(barandis, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 2:59, archived)
# Hey pasa,
who's this?
img421.imageshack.us/my.php?image=lunaportbig8xd.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 3:01, archived)
# random girl
from Deviant art I think. It was a long time ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 3:08, archived)
# Oh, thought it was
Mrs Nonic.

See
www.b3ta.com/board/8534067
For Details

What on earth do you crunch? Do you have cape kanavral in your back garden? 8 GIG!
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 3:11, archived)
# haha.
She's hardly ever home apart from weekends. She still insists on working and is in London Mon-Fri. But you are welcome to take a pop.

bring protection. Like the army or something. ( My wife is similar looking, I have a thing for Latino types and that was the reason for the painting above )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 3:14, archived)
# Id fight you
just so I could say I did. :D

Good stuff on your profile.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 3:17, archived)
# i have a smallholding with many hens
if we could borrow your large cock for a few days me and mrs winthorpe would be ever so grateful
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 3:17, archived)
# LOL
visualised huge army type turning up on winthorpes doorstep.
"Im here to fuck your chickens"
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 3:21, archived)
# yeah
"cheers army type, you broke ALL my chickens"
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 3:24, archived)
# On that bombshell
im gonna call it a night.
So long and thanks for all the cancer.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 3:26, archived)
# night
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 3:30, archived)
# I crunch
SETI data on BOINC.
Cape Canaveral? Don't be silly. I just have my small optics out back.

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 3:30, archived)
# QAPLA!
Today IS a good day to Stargaze
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 3:36, archived)
# Ahh SETI
You'll know what my username's all about then...
(I helped save b3ta! Arecibo Otherwise known as @®£©1ß0, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 5:53, archived)
# raping very small infants...
dirty cunt
(pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 8:24, archived)
# are you coming on to me?
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 2:59, archived)
# my name is jacob dyer...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 3:04, archived)
# ...and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 3:06, archived)
# just went to check out this on youtube
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8D8Wih6Qgs
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 3:14, archived)
# haha quality
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 3:19, archived)
# it's still downloading for me
accursed speed cap :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 3:20, archived)
# i'm only allowed on the internet after my lad has finished playing x box live
otherwise it's "duh lag, god, dad, moan, moan"

bloody kids
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 3:23, archived)
# My name is Danny Dyer
Im a movie hardman cockney type, i once bought a 2pac record from Vinyl Exchange but it was stolen off me as soon as i stepped outside by some mancunian lads many years younger than me.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 3:08, archived)