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# Oh god I haven't seen that splendid movie for years
My mum used to fancy the arse off Mr Swayze so we used to watch many of his fine movies, all the time with the uncomfortable knowledge that my mother's knickers were probably getting moist.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 19:06, archived)
# Cor
MILF?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 19:10, archived)
# Arf arf arf
His only watchable movie ive seen was Point Break.




"...He's Not Coming Back."
Nyew nyew nyewyewyewyewyEWYEWYEW.....
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 19:10, archived)
# Coud you smell it as well?
Do you ever walk through a fish market and think "ah yes, a bit like my Mom's quim halfway to a state of prime bean flickability..."?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 19:11, archived)
# lol your mum
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 19:12, archived)
# My mother has no vagina and she's dead and she lost her arm in the war for your freedom you insensitive jerk
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 19:13, archived)
# lol my aunt has no feet and fell in the mangle while wringing out my Uncle's macaroons lol
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 19:20, archived)
# My last name is often mispronounced as Macaroon
you horrible racist.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 19:22, archived)
# I have
your mums vag has an odour that is quite delectable.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 19:12, archived)
# Mothra Vs JESUS!
How could you say that about your mum!
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 19:16, archived)
# I'M SAYING IT ABOUT HIS MUM :(((
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 19:23, archived)
# Patrick Swayze?
Isn't he the one who looks like an old fashioned brass kettle
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 19:13, archived)
# hahaha yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 19:16, archived)
# oh lord.... thats a horrible thing to think
i can never watch TV in the same room as my mum again.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 19:13, archived)
# Well these days I still can't - but only because she watches Antiques "shit in the attic" Flop it or whatever they are called
And Big Brother
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 19:17, archived)