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# This is mine. His Name Is Felix Catulus.
He Is Male. He Walks Funny. He Has Large Testicles. He Likes To Bite The Hand That Feeds Him.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 1:08, archived)
# What splendid facial hair he has.
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# He is wise in the ways of the warrior
withington, manchester is his manor. If any other cats (except his girlfriend smokie) come along, he claws the shit out of them. Except one cat that looks like sloth, he's terrified of him.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 1:13, archived)
# Is that the face of Pai Mei?
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# Yes
HaHaHaHaHaHa.

*Plucks out eye*
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 1:14, archived)
# That whole bit about not eating like a dog makes a lot more sense now...
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 1:17, archived)
# If he laps up his milk ravenously
i throw it away, pai mei style.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 1:18, archived)
# I can't stop picturing your cat handling his beard, Pai Mei style.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 1:21, archived)
# LOLz
Lots
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 1:46, archived)