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# oh god
is that on the beeb site as well? This woman appears to have informed the entire world that there was bat in her bra..

Meanwhile thousands die every day from curable diseases.. grumble
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 10:23, archived)
# "in other news, some dead kids somewhere far away...BUT NOW! MAN KICKS BALL!"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 10:25, archived)
# UK News Media == designed to keep you stupid.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 10:28, archived)
# Yes, basically
but the Metro/Daily Mail's approach makes the Sun look like pros.. The standard format is:

Page 1 - MORAL DECAY / VIOLENT CRIME: To keep you scared and voting conservative

Page 2 - Small article on politics, usually attacking Labour, large article on celebrity

Page 3 - Amusing story about a cat up a tree to distract the office drones from the drudgery of their everyday lives

*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 10:33, archived)
# also
it's all DAYS old, poorly written, biased as fuck, factually incorrect, and slightly sinister.

reading it makes me feel soiled and not in the good way.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 10:40, archived)
# indeed
A LOVELY KITTEN MAKES FRIENDS WITH A LION CUB.. christ Metro is terrible
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 10:28, archived)
# she was int' metro this morning
with her ample chest on display hamming it up for the bus bound worker bees... and then there was a smaller article about some Goth lass fae Aderbeen who found a bat in her knickers

UTTER GUFF!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 10:28, archived)
# I had a scorpion in my pants once
it was a fucking close call
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 10:38, archived)
# TELL THE METRO!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 10:38, archived)
# willco
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 10:41, archived)
# *rubs hands together*
goooood - everything is falling into place.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 10:43, archived)
# *shoves ferret down trousers*
*puts out reuters story*
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 10:42, archived)