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# oh dear sweet dixon,
now once a month when a lady reaches a certain age she will start to projectile vomit lumpy blood clots from her vagina. this is called having a period.

but do you know what happens when a mummy and daddy love each other very much?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:44, archived)
# She gets the house and he gets the mortgage?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:45, archived)
# oh yes!!!
girl power!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:46, archived)
# and then he pays through the nose for the rest of his life, living in penal drudgery hoping to eventually be saved
from salary servitude to the CSA by the arrival of a nubile rich nimphomaniac

or is that just me
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:50, archived)
# aww now i feel sympathy for you!
LETS GET A MORTGAGE TOGETHER!!!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:51, archived)
# Are you a nubile Nympho?
Or rich

Perm any 2 from 3
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:56, archived)
# i'm neither.
buggery jip.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:58, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:48, archived)