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# Would you like one of my Jaffa Biscuits?

(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:23, archived)
# Biscuits?
BISCUITS?
What nonsense is that?
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:27, archived)
# They are a bit stale and the cake is now like crunchy biscuit!
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:32, archived)
# Oh dear
Jaffa Cakes are best eaten weeks before their sell by date.
Some batches start getting a bit iffy even a few days BEFORE the sell by date.
Never buy the tubes. I did science on tubes vs boxes and the boxes came out tops regarding freshness/longevity due to the tubey Jaffa Cakes not being sealed in plastic baggy things.

(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:48, archived)
# You Sir...
Have too much time on your hands!
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:00, archived)
# It's my job, Mr Bloke!
Mr Bloke!(I'm serious).
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:14, archived)
# Yes! Also, Clansoul knightships don't count. UNLESS THEY'RE CUNTSHIPS. LOLSOLSOSLSOLOLOLOLOLOL
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:28, archived)
# * The certificate he gave me, has a little Ginger Pube on it...

* Must be real?
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:33, archived)