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# MacGyver!!
(Virulent, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 3:08, archived)
# I have no idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 3:10, archived)
# ...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MacGyver

Basically about a chap who could always save the day with a bit of duct-tape and a paper-clip.
(Virulent, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 3:13, archived)
# and maybe a bootlace
and he always carried a swiss army knife didn't he?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 12 Jul 2008, 3:15, archived)
# Yep
Of course, if was around in the UK these days, he'd be arrested for carrying it.
Would have made an interesting episode.
(Virulent, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 3:16, archived)
# urgh the deal hear is combined blade length of 6 inches
and some reasonable excuse for carrying it. (I used to carry a leatherman, but since i lost my excuse for carrying it, it has stayed at home)

An interesting loop hole is that bladed weapons of any time my be carried for re-enactment purposes...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 12 Jul 2008, 3:23, archived)
# Or if you're a chef and have them properly stored/secured.
I regularly carry a combined total of 36" of knife blade and due to my chefly status, get away with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 3:26, archived)
# yeah the good old reasonable excuse...tradies get away with carrying things like stanely's
I was hoping "lab tech/experimental physics dogsbody" was enough of an excuse if I ever got stopped.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 12 Jul 2008, 3:31, archived)
# Pfft.
When will the government recognize the rights of knife-wielding maniacs to carry knives on their person.
Wait...
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 3:32, archived)
# they should just hurry up about it! there are prostitutes just DYING to have their thoats sliced
and I can't do it for fear of being busted for carrying a knife! WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO????????
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 12 Jul 2008, 3:36, archived)
# ah i see
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 3:16, archived)
# ARF!
I feel I missed out not having Blue Peter.

ed: turned out a bit better than it could of, with the paper clips...then the loo roll...is my mind too dirty?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 12 Jul 2008, 3:13, archived)
# Dirty, Dirty B3tan!
I was going for duct tape first, but then thought loo-roll would be funnier.
(Virulent, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 3:17, archived)
# duct tape would rip hairs out...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 12 Jul 2008, 3:20, archived)
# Sorry dude.
Could HAVE.
/grammar nazi off
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 3:39, archived)