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# i would do captain jack
but not zap brannigan.
no, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:11, archived)
# You'll take what you're given, woman!
If you find anything left of Captain Jack when I'm finished with him I'll expect it returned to me on a microscope slide!

WITH APPROPRIATE STAINING!
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:15, archived)
# as long as i have his dna, i can clone him.
many, many clones.
mmmmmmmm, clones.....
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:20, archived)
# whatever you can keep in your mouth is yours...
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:21, archived)
# *tries not to swallow*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:22, archived)
# why are there only people like you on the internet
:(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:23, archived)
# There's you too
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:23, archived)
# the fact I exist only on the internet?
no I kindof exist in real life as well. Sortof.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:25, archived)
# Oh, right. I get what you mean now.
Mucky pup!
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:27, archived)
# because on the internet you can pretend that jizz tastes like chocolate
everybody loves chocolate.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:25, archived)
# nah it's saltier and soapier
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:26, archived)
# soapier?
i'd never thought about it, but now that i do, you're right!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:29, archived)
# well maybe that's just me
it apparently tastes different between blokes. I wasn't game to try a huge quantity either.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:30, archived)
# I was game to try a huge quantity either.
?
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:32, archived)
# do deee doo
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:33, archived)
# Now you have made me look like a fool!
Have at thee, varlet!

Actually, I can't be arsed. You can tell everyone you beat me up. I don't really exist anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:38, archived)
# yeah sorry
OK EVERYONE JUST TO DISGUISE THE TRUTH AND MAKE BINGOWINGS NOT LOOK A FOOL I ORIGINALLY WROTE:
"I was game to try a huge quantity either."
then i edited.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:41, archived)
# Ooh. You are a lively one. What say I chase you?


AWAAAAAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:49, archived)
# twice. never again.
love or not, that's just nasty.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:34, archived)
# love or not my arse. Sex acts should be what you find fun and want to do
but then it's easy to say that in the depressing, but idealistic situation of no partner or prospect of one.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:38, archived)
# if you love someone you should do what ever disgusting things they want you to
just as they would for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:46, archived)
# it's all diet dependant.
if I have a night on the cider then my morning deposit will taste of apples. She says.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:45, archived)