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[challenge entry] My first ever image post


After some years of only posting stories.
Yes, I know I suck at GimpShop.

From the Cartoon Identity Crisis challenge. See all 423 entries (closed)

(Turangalila, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:02, archived)
# Hahaha!
Not bad!
:D
It's rather well done :)
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:02, archived)
# haha zoidberg as the ood
brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:04, archived)
# heheheh
this needs to be real.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:04, archived)
# HELLO!
I am having beer time! Need more exclamation marks!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:12, archived)
# i had beer time last night
my mates threw me a surprise "pre-op" party!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:15, archived)
# That's fantastic girl.
Don't forget I want updates, charts and chocolate. ( I can live without the chocolate and I don't mind if the charts are the inexorable slide into oblivion of Phorm.INC's shares )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:37, archived)
# i shall keep you updated
with many a graph and pie chart ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:40, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmmm
pie!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:42, archived)
# pie is good.
especially cherry pie, served hot with ice cream.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:45, archived)
# i read that as "pie is good. especially cherry pie, served hot with chips"
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:49, archived)
# *stomach rumbles*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:54, archived)
# silly tom!
ice cream is not chips!
you are obviously hungry for pie and chips, possibly with mushy peas and onion gravy.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:54, archived)
# phwoar...... thats dirty talk..
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:02, archived)
# heheh
if you're good, there could be a pint afterwards.


if you're bad, of course, there could be three pints ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:10, archived)
# I have no beer
I didn't have space for beer at shopping time and my flatmate has left half a bottle of wine in the kitchen, but I have reason to believe he had sex with a lady last night, so I don't want to risk accidental consuming the sex slime of anyone.

Edit: You not talking to me anymore because I've been away for a while, you prick? I was finishing my thesis so I'm sorry I wasn't around to tell you how much I fucking love you.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:26, archived)
# that right there
is a good reason not to drink it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:27, archived)
# indeed.
accidental consumption of such things is not good.

I have coke, macademias, and fags, so I'm content.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:29, archived)
# i have diet coke, bovril and sugar-free jelly.
macadamias are nice, but not as nice as cashews
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:35, archived)
# I agree
I also have diet coke, though it's Coke Light here... and they only had sweet cashews. bah.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:39, archived)
# sweet cashews?
do they not know that cashews should only be salted?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:42, archived)
# ewwwww.
I love nuts ( stoppit ) but I despise cashews. They are some kind of genetic aberration in the nut family. Like the ugly Baldwin who's name nobody can remember.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:40, archived)
# pfff
i take it you're watching family guy on fx?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:41, archived)
# no I'm not.
should I be? I get pissed off because there are never any new ones on. I was just watching Severance on Sky sci-fi. It was the utter shite.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:43, archived)
# i was hugely disappointed by severnce
i was told it was great. i was lied to.
there's a new series of family guy started on bbc3, but there's only one a week. have you seen blue harvest?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:47, archived)
# yes I have seen Blue Harvest
and quite a few months ago. That's the beauty / curse of the internet. I've already seen it long before the telly get around to it.

I'm waiting for the new futurama ( having recently seen the beast with a billion backs 0
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:51, archived)
# haven't seen that yet
i only saw bender's big score a couple of weeks ago
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:00, archived)
# i've had the worst fag cravings ever today :(
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:39, archived)
# want a tissue?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:39, archived)
# I WANT A FUCKING CIGARETTE!
actually i really don't. I'm bigger than that
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:42, archived)
# i know the feeling :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:44, archived)
# I'm average size
and am smoking ay fag.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:46, archived)
# its been two months quit for me and the first time i've really craved was today
without wanting to sound self righteous, i really feel good




though i envy the hell out of you
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:48, archived)
# yeh, sorry
I'm considering quitting soon... but might wait til the stress is over in october... yes, that would make sense.

I said I would quit once my work was done, but it doesnt seem to be happening any time soon... hmmm... I don't know. Well done to you.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:50, archived)
# macademias are overrated.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:39, archived)
# today was my first daliance with them
I find them to be distinctly not bad.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:43, archived)
# I'm not talking to you
because you have been a mouthy prick. I can do without mouthy pricks.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:35, archived)
# mouthy prick?
In what way?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:36, archived)
# The mouthy way.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:37, archived)
# I'm not sure what you're referring to
but I was mostly likely trying my best to impress you. :(
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:39, archived)
# I've been having a Sailor Jerry time!
High Five!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:37, archived)
# fives!
( forgive me if I missed. I'm well on the road to Morocco right now.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:38, archived)
# I had customers buy me 2 Flaming Laboginis, a couple of samubuca and several Sailor Jerry and ginger ales.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:41, archived)
# who is sailor jerry
and what exactly did this time consist of?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:39, archived)
# sailor jerry is really nice golden rum
and this is the time i've been having

www.b3ta.com/board/8553530
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:44, archived)
# sounds like a fine time indeed.
except for the job, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:50, archived)
# Captain Jack STILL looks like he'd take it up the wrong 'un


Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:06, archived)
# i would do captain jack
but not zap brannigan.
no, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:11, archived)
# You'll take what you're given, woman!
If you find anything left of Captain Jack when I'm finished with him I'll expect it returned to me on a microscope slide!

WITH APPROPRIATE STAINING!
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:15, archived)
# as long as i have his dna, i can clone him.
many, many clones.
mmmmmmmm, clones.....
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:20, archived)
# whatever you can keep in your mouth is yours...
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:21, archived)
# *tries not to swallow*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:22, archived)
# why are there only people like you on the internet
:(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:23, archived)
# There's you too
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:23, archived)
# the fact I exist only on the internet?
no I kindof exist in real life as well. Sortof.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:25, archived)
# Oh, right. I get what you mean now.
Mucky pup!
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:27, archived)
# because on the internet you can pretend that jizz tastes like chocolate
everybody loves chocolate.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:25, archived)
# nah it's saltier and soapier
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:26, archived)
# soapier?
i'd never thought about it, but now that i do, you're right!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:29, archived)
# well maybe that's just me
it apparently tastes different between blokes. I wasn't game to try a huge quantity either.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:30, archived)
# I was game to try a huge quantity either.
?
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:32, archived)
# do deee doo
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:33, archived)
# Now you have made me look like a fool!
Have at thee, varlet!

Actually, I can't be arsed. You can tell everyone you beat me up. I don't really exist anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:38, archived)
# yeah sorry
OK EVERYONE JUST TO DISGUISE THE TRUTH AND MAKE BINGOWINGS NOT LOOK A FOOL I ORIGINALLY WROTE:
"I was game to try a huge quantity either."
then i edited.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:41, archived)
# Ooh. You are a lively one. What say I chase you?


AWAAAAAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:49, archived)
# twice. never again.
love or not, that's just nasty.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:34, archived)
# love or not my arse. Sex acts should be what you find fun and want to do
but then it's easy to say that in the depressing, but idealistic situation of no partner or prospect of one.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:38, archived)
# if you love someone you should do what ever disgusting things they want you to
just as they would for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:46, archived)
# it's all diet dependant.
if I have a night on the cider then my morning deposit will taste of apples. She says.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:45, archived)
# nicely done
be a truck load better than David Tennant, who is utter rubbish...and of course to troll for more responses

oh incidentally leela, people love you if you talk in your thread :) /boarders are that scary.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:21, archived)
# Good darts.
Especially now Bernard Bresslaw's dead.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:22, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:24, archived)
# i thought he'd died years ago!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:24, archived)
# 1993
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:25, archived)
# been trying to think up an assistant for Rabbie, any suggestions?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:24, archived)
# Emma Thompson
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:25, archived)
# Two for one.
Too many wimmin in this programme.
*EDIT* Shit, I forgot - one of these gents is dead, too.
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Monkey tennis?
Ear cataracts?
Random excuse for reposting old stuff just to make yrself giggle?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:27, archived)
# brilliant,
brilliant,
brilliant,
new teeth,
brilliant,
brilliant,
brilliant,
new teeth,
brilliant.


Dr Seuss? Fucking Russell T. Davi... Oh you were TROLLING?

How silly of me.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:23, archived)
# Tom O'Bedlam's Top Tips For Tonight
1. Get a job in a cocktail bar in Surrey
2. Become mates with investment bankers who drink there and flirt with their wives
3. Never have to buy a drink on a Satuday night in that town again
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:36, archived)
# I spy a fly in that initially alluring ointment.
Specifically, part 1 and half of part 2.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:41, archived)
# the being in surrey part?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:43, archived)
# The 'get a job' part, the 'cocktail bar' part, the 'Surrey' part...
...it all makes me weep neat Scrumpy Jack.
Thank fuck they banned smoking. Now I get to do all my drinking at home, and all my drunken arseholiness on the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:49, archived)
# k3b/-\b is not married, has no children and does not live in surrey
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:47, archived)
# I apologise for hijacking your thread
to talk to drunks, numpties and princesses.

That's marvellous. Nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:41, archived)