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# FUCK THE TREES!
RIGHT IN THEIR KNOTHOLES!
WITH A FLASHLIGHT*.

*'Flaming stick' to UKers, or something like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 4:00, archived)
# TREEFUCKER.
TREEFUCKER!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 5:18, archived)
# THEY LOVE IT, THE LEAFY BASTARDS.
ALWAYS SHOWING OFF THEIR NUTS TO ATTRACT THE BOYS.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 5:21, archived)
# there are sequels, but the original treefucker is still the best.
the mechanical pig video was also pleasant.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 5:26, archived)