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# bolognese is a peice of piss to make, without dolmio
:S
WHEN I WERE YOUNG I LEARNED TO COOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the youf of today. I remember, fields, it was all fields and we had to walk 10 flaming miles through dust storms blah blah blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:16, archived)
# Of course it fucking is (have you seen the size of me? Course I can cook)
Dolmio day is to do with an ad campaign over here.
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:17, archived)
# I belive you are short, maybe with a large arse.
that's about all I know...

oh tv adds...dolomio lost all credibility when it sacked actors in favour of puppets
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:19, archived)
# Bolognese + Lionel Ritchie CD + bottle of mid priced red wine
== sexy time!

no woman can resist!
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:21, archived)
# ok...so I march up to the next one and offer them this.
I have all the necessary.

Except perhaps that I find spaghetti a tad difficult to eat...
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:30, archived)
# honestly - this has yet to fail for me
... I suppose you have to put in some ground work first...

I bet if you put something on the internet saying 'food wine and sexy time' you'd get offers... maybe even from people who aren't homeless!
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:35, archived)
# and it tastes like shite...
.... if you make it with dolmio.

ning b3tans :)
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:43, archived)