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# I've just awoken from the strangest dream
balls, this isn't /talk is it?


pardon me, I've only just woken up

(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:08, archived)
# ummm
oh
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:09, archived)
# Wrongo boardo, son.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:09, archived)
# CAPTAIN
where the hell you been!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:15, archived)
# SACCHARINE
At home, playing MGS4 and eating cheese on toast. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:32, archived)
# sweet
doesn't get much better than that!

So is it a fortnight off? You weren't about last week.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:33, archived)
# Nah, just the one week
I'm back at w*rk today... (bah)

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:34, archived)
# OH
that's where you were not are. I see, trouble with tenses this morning!

Was it good?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:37, archived)
# It was lovely
I want to go home....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:43, archived)
# Maybe it's legs had just grow....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:09, archived)
# This isn't funny OR interesting.
READ THE FAQ
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:09, archived)
# *dodges flying handbag raining tampons*
Cheer up chicken, it's Dolmio day.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:10, archived)
# dolmio day? are you sure it's not
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:13, archived)
# Depends on whether you like-a de bolognese, I suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:14, archived)
# I'll tell you what I'm not keen on:
cheap puppets advertising tomato and sugar sauce with crap sexual innuendo.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:16, archived)
# Down with that sort of thing and indeed, careful now.
RIGHT ciggie time.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:16, archived)
# scat? I would have thought blood sex references would have been easier with a tomato sauce
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:17, archived)
# Right from the very first one
I have hated those ads with a borderline illogical hatred.

They're not even decent puppets, are patronising as fuck and seem to think that the general public are way too stupid to see when they are being openly manipulated to feel they're abnormal if they don't have a set 'Dolmio day'...and what's worse- apparently they are.

All adverts are some form of manipulation but at least most have the good grace to put a bit of effort in. The Dolmio ones are just offensive and stereotypical. There's not even such a thing as a (tomato) pasta sauce jar in Italy.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:23, archived)
# ^ all of this
they wind me up something dreadful... angries up the blood so much I have to have a jug of sangria and a toot on my crack pipe just to calm down... aaahhhhhh
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:26, archived)
# bolognese is a peice of piss to make, without dolmio
:S
WHEN I WERE YOUNG I LEARNED TO COOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the youf of today. I remember, fields, it was all fields and we had to walk 10 flaming miles through dust storms blah blah blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:16, archived)
# Of course it fucking is (have you seen the size of me? Course I can cook)
Dolmio day is to do with an ad campaign over here.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:17, archived)
# I belive you are short, maybe with a large arse.
that's about all I know...

oh tv adds...dolomio lost all credibility when it sacked actors in favour of puppets
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:19, archived)
# Bolognese + Lionel Ritchie CD + bottle of mid priced red wine
== sexy time!

no woman can resist!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:21, archived)
# ok...so I march up to the next one and offer them this.
I have all the necessary.

Except perhaps that I find spaghetti a tad difficult to eat...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:30, archived)
# honestly - this has yet to fail for me
... I suppose you have to put in some ground work first...

I bet if you put something on the internet saying 'food wine and sexy time' you'd get offers... maybe even from people who aren't homeless!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:35, archived)
# and it tastes like shite...
.... if you make it with dolmio.

ning b3tans :)
(I helped save b3ta! oucheh I am have confused, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:43, archived)
# my mum hates the word vomit
she gets all cranky when I say it.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:15, archived)
# I've just awoken from the strangest dream
Someone had confused the /board with /talk and had posted something about dreams

good edit!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:10, archived)
# haha nice recovery
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:13, archived)