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# I know you're all gonna shout at me but...
I always carry a knife.
and a flint, water puriying tabs, cotton wool, gloves etc
it's in a sealed tin at the bottom of my bag.
Hope no one tells Mr Plod
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:54, archived)
# That's alright, I always used to carry a knife
being as I was a young girl out and about in town a lot during the night. Got arrested for it though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:56, archived)
# it's perfectly legal
As long as you have a good reason for carrying it.
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:58, archived)
# is
'stabby stab stab' a good reason?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:01, archived)
# Stabbing teenagers is a good reason isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:02, archived)
# Not when it's over the maximum length allowed.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:06, archived)
# [inserts penis joke]
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:07, archived)
# or has a locking action
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:09, archived)
# Yup.
Both of which landed me in the cells for a night. Let go without charge though. And without knife, naturally.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:10, archived)
# or is a butterfly knife
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:10, archived)
# You fool.
Carry in it the sole of your shoe next time.

Or have a sword inside a walking stick...
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:10, archived)
# ^this is what I'm thinking
... I have rather badly sprained my ankle and I'm thinking it might be time to give up and get a walking cane to go with my pipe and tash... if I do it will almost certainly have a sword in it and I will go to jail because of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:12, archived)
# do you know about an
impending apocalypse that hasn't made it into the Guardian or the Channel 4 news, or the today programme?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:58, archived)
# No, I'm just a bit sad
and slightly mental
Also carry an avon S10.
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:00, archived)
# well
let's hope you never have to use them - for all our sakes... mine most of all.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:05, archived)
# ^This^
lots
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:07, archived)
# my effort
at preparation is not living in London.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:21, archived)