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# that is a fearsome skill
mine is like an inside-out tennis ball
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:07, archived)
# In what way?
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:08, archived)
# it looks like i have an egg
growing out of my stomach, it's quite bizarre.
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:09, archived)
# An outtie?!
Where's my pitchfork?
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:10, archived)
# not so much an outtie
as a hernia. it really looks like an ostrich egg has got under my skin and turned my belly button into a scimitar-like curve of immense proportions.
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:12, archived)
# Good Golly miss Monkey
are they going to have a look at it when you get into l'hospital?
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:15, archived)
# they will probably look at it
and say "what the fuck is THAT???"

it should shrink down as i lose weight, making it easier to operate on later.
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:21, archived)
# Well you keep an eye on it
for I shall now do nothing but worry.
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:22, archived)
# don't worry
it is fine and non-threatening. it's good for freaking people out with, though.
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:24, archived)
# Why is belly button fluff always blue?
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:09, archived)
# Because you stab baby jews with biros.
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:10, archived)
# O_o
how could the two possibly be related?
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:10, archived)
# BLUE biros.
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:11, archived)
# Ooooo
kayyyy...

*administers sedatives*
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:13, archived)
# you can't fuck with logic like that
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:13, archived)
# See, why is it only you that understands?
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:15, archived)
# because
we share an awesome gland, which produces mind-bending feminine logic.
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:22, archived)
# *high fucking five*
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:26, archived)
# they'll never "get" us
which is why it's so much fun to mess with their heads
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:31, archived)
# it's not
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:12, archived)