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wrong time to post this no doubt

as you are either:
on the train/bus/car/bike
wanking
drinking tea
watching the simpletons
dead
eating tea with your mum
having another wank
in the pub
at your desk trying to slit your wrists with a paperclip
fwapping to pron
going blind
looking at your sister having a shower through a gap in the bathroom door
cleaning up after a wank
smoking outside
at the supermarket buying a shit dinner for one
wondering when your housemates are back as you have forgotten your keys
gardening?
a vampire
a monkey
a dog
an animal
falling off a cliff
at the bottom of a cliff
etc
etc
etc

i have the power to pearoast

From the Low Budget Film Remakes challenge. See all 715 entries (closed)

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 17 Jul 2008, 18:21, archived)

twister

wrong film

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 18:37, archived)

que?

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 17 Jul 2008, 18:39, archived)

si!

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 18:40, archived)

I love this more than I should

*rummages in trousers*

(thick as a brick I think a no, I mean a yes, but it's all wrong, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 19:18, archived)