
and then she practiced doing loops in it and got carried away and I watched from the ground as she did a series of very fast loops and then crashed, and it was gory. Then I was unable to phone for an ambulance because I suddenly had fat fingers and the phone kept muttering error messages.
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I couldn't quite hear them properly but the phone was saying something like "you are a fat fingered twat, please hang up and try again." Then somebody else in the house called the ambulance on another phone before I managed to dial the right number, and I was all sheepish.
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