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[challenge entry] rabkitty is hypnosis master and has seven cocks.

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(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 6:04, archived)
# how odd. a kitteh with 6 legs and 2 tails
*likes*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Jul 2008, 6:20, archived)
# his name is rufus and he lives next door.
he hangs out on my patio and hogs the sunlight.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 6:25, archived)
# weeeeeiiiiirrrrdddd
we shaved my girlfriend's cat today. He was very docile, took it like a champ, started licking the air and waggling his tail frantically when we got to his butt though.

The end.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 6:28, archived)
# shaving for fun or surgery prep?
don't try and shave my butt or there'll be trouble.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 6:31, archived)
# He had some nasty shit stuck in his fur
it was all clumped up and you'd pet him and then he'd be all like "yeah, and now you're going to stroke my nasty fucking back situation, right?" Also the GF was snifflin' a lot. So now he's no-dignity cat/very-easy-to-find-when-lost cat.

I will not try to shave you hirsute, Canadian buttocks.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 6:36, archived)
# poor shaved kitty.
but, if he was sticky and stinky, he probably appreciated it.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 6:41, archived)
# No doubt!
Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 7:20, archived)
# it's the best low-budget film ever!
the sand people were made out of sand.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 7:31, archived)