you're welcome to try, though i'm the clumsied most cack handed person everi have a friend who knits to relieve stress. she can't make anything or follow patterns. she just keeps adding to her already ten foot long scarf
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:32,
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I used to be able to knit, but I've forgotten nowI can embroider, sew and crochet still, though.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:33,
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i make a pretty mean Cabonarajust think of the crime fighting force we'd make
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:36,
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*flicks sewing needles at burglars* Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:38,
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*feeds the five thousand THEN KICKS THEIR ASS*I should so have written the Bible
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:40,
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You'd have put in cameos by Bruce Campbell and other amazing people.So I approve.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:41,
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antonio banderez would play christjohnny rees myers as judas and alan rickman as Paul
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:45,
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Remember you're going to have to spendloads on the SFX for revelations, so don't blow it all on cocaine and beautiful young people.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:47,
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well shit thats the sodom and gommorah sequence out the window then Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:50,
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:DFuck it, just do it as a screenplay for an extended bible-long version of Jonah Man Jazz and I'll arrange the music for you.
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Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:51,
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