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# I used to be able to knit, but I've forgotten now
I can embroider, sew and crochet still, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:33, archived)
# i make a pretty mean Cabonara
just think of the crime fighting force we'd make
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:36, archived)
# *flicks sewing needles at burglars*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:38, archived)
# *feeds the five thousand THEN KICKS THEIR ASS*
I should so have written the Bible
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:40, archived)
# You'd have put in cameos by Bruce Campbell and other amazing people.
So I approve.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:41, archived)
# antonio banderez would play christ
johnny rees myers as judas and alan rickman as Paul
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:45, archived)
# Remember you're going to have to spend
loads on the SFX for revelations, so don't blow it all on cocaine and beautiful young people.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:47, archived)
# well shit thats the sodom and gommorah sequence out the window then
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:50, archived)
# :D
Fuck it, just do it as a screenplay for an extended bible-long version of Jonah Man Jazz and I'll arrange the music for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:51, archived)