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# Brush your teeths or the mouth monster will get you...!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:12, archived)
# Oh my shitty word.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:14, archived)
# Your words are shitty?
What have you been eating?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:15, archived)
# Nothing since yesterday afternoon
when I had brie and crackers.

Wheaty crackers, not white people.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:17, archived)
# Dirty girl.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:20, archived)
# OH MY WORD OH MY WORD OH MY WORD
apologies for the Sun, but still

www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1448685.ece
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:20, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:22, archived)
# I really want a Knitler.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:23, archived)
# Me too.
Me too.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:29, archived)
# I never thought I would ever say this, but I actually want to take up knitting now!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:24, archived)
# ^this
just like Cakie makes me wants to learn embroidary :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:26, archived)
# I can teach you, if you like. One day.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:27, archived)
# you're welcome to try, though i'm the clumsied most cack handed person ever
i have a friend who knits to relieve stress. she can't make anything or follow patterns. she just keeps adding to her already ten foot long scarf
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:32, archived)
# I used to be able to knit, but I've forgotten now
I can embroider, sew and crochet still, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:33, archived)
# i make a pretty mean Cabonara
just think of the crime fighting force we'd make
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:36, archived)
# *flicks sewing needles at burglars*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:38, archived)
# *feeds the five thousand THEN KICKS THEIR ASS*
I should so have written the Bible
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:40, archived)
# You'd have put in cameos by Bruce Campbell and other amazing people.
So I approve.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:41, archived)
# antonio banderez would play christ
johnny rees myers as judas and alan rickman as Paul
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:45, archived)
# Remember you're going to have to spend
loads on the SFX for revelations, so don't blow it all on cocaine and beautiful young people.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:47, archived)
# well shit thats the sodom and gommorah sequence out the window then
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:50, archived)
# :D
Fuck it, just do it as a screenplay for an extended bible-long version of Jonah Man Jazz and I'll arrange the music for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:51, archived)
# i want them all!
*makes space next to rex the runt teddies*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:27, archived)
# REX THE RUNT?!
You lucky thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:29, archived)
# LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
/random pavarotti syndrome
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:32, archived)
# i've got rex, bad bob and vince
i got them from b & m for about £1 each
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:35, archived)
# Woo!
that's lully
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:14, archived)
# Oh god
The board is frightening me today. I think I might go make some tea and have a lie down.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:15, archived)
# christ almighty
i'm scared
how woo
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:16, archived)
# your mouth appears to be made of leather
and teeth
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:16, archived)
# Thanks, it's a very comfortable mouth.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:19, archived)
# plenty of room to rest a cock?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:21, archived)
# Hahaha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:26, archived)
# i'm not hearing a no ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:28, archived)
# No?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:37, archived)
# too late!
you like cock!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:41, archived)
# Damnit!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:42, archived)
# Holy Shitting Cuttlefish!™
Excellent stuffage!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:16, archived)
# Ive already got one of them
I burst a gumboil yesterday and a load of puss came out. Was nasty.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:17, archived)
# cutest of all the monsters :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:20, archived)
# I love the reflection!! :D
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:39, archived)