b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » XXX » Message 8580045 (Thread)

# Count me out.
That just made me cross my legs and wince.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:48, archived)
# getting hit in the cock
is a lot less painful than getting it in the nuts
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:52, archived)
# I can't imagine
but I think fielding with the vagina would be quite painful also.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:54, archived)
# Oh I see
I wasn't suggesting the wicket keeper was only allowed to catch with her undercarriage, that'd just be stupid!

I just wanted her to squat there with her legs open, thus helping deflect the tedium of cricket.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:57, archived)
# Ah, I see.
Still no. I'd get confused and have no bladder control.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 17:00, archived)
# hahaha
But that could be bought into the play - like a rain delay in boring cricket
- if the wicket keeper's bladder goes before tea it's a draw!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 17:03, archived)
# Why don't we work for some sort of sport inventing body?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 17:05, archived)
# there just ain't no call for it no more

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 17:10, archived)
# How utterly excrement.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 17:13, archived)