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Why am I looking at your dog?

Double Entendre, anyone?!

news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/cricket/england/7516986.stm

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Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:22, archived)

What?

/What have you changed? Or is it just copy and paste?
//I took you off ignore and now this.

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:24, archived)

That's it.

Time to fuck off.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:25, archived)

there are only a certain number of people that we can ignore.

We must choose carefully.

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:28, archived)

i'll call that a bug!

I want unlimited ignores!

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:30, archived)

Ignoring people is a bit silly

Hiding threads is the way forward

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:36, archived)

I don't have anyone on ignore

I have someone on adblock, that makes it fun because I lways try to guess what the image was from the responses.

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:39, archived)

You must be joking

Sgt P's the ignore king.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:30, archived)

the cap is very high

so i understand. Only those jaded misanthropes will find it.

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:31, archived)

I don't have many on ignore

but only because I don't want to give them the satisfaction.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:32, archived)

i don't have any

i find it very funny seeing everyone react to silly people.

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:34, archived)

same here

can adblock images and hide threads if need be.

But I've never hid a thread either.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:37, archived)

The only people I have on ignore

are those in the habit of posting massive NSFW pictures during the day, as I'm in a position at work where I really must show an example. I can hardly tell my minions they shouldn't be looking at site x, y or z and then have a massive prolapse come up on the screen. GUARANTEED they'd see it, sods law.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:39, archived)

It was only the one time and it was nearly 18 months ago

I'd hardly call that a "habit".

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:40, archived)

I had a big ignore list

so I un-ignored them all.

I discovered that none of the /board people I ignored were still about, but at least 4 of the /talk people were.

I think this says something - I'm just not sure what.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:41, archived)

guh?

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:25, archived)

a) RIS

b) Dammit I have been trying all day to pretend that cricket does not exist!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:25, archived)

"Ben Dirs"

say whaaaaat?

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:26, archived)

Ben Dirs?

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:26, archived)

I'm really, really hoping that's not his real name.

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Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:27, archived)

Some people really don't think about their kids names...

Shiloh Pitt, for example...

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:30, archived)

Shiloh Nouvelle.

trans: 'New Messiah'

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:31, archived)

So the Pitts have named their child "Messiah"?

how odd

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:38, archived)

indeed

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ben_Dirs

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:33, archived)

My
God.

That is all.

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Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:35, archived)

am i missing something?

why is that name so funny?
Is there some new word for penis that i have missed out on?

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:36, archived)

Bumder is all the slang you need.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:38, archived)

*uses*

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:39, archived)

Hahahahah!

Ooooooh, football friend!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:41, archived)

It's your spunk - you clean it up.

It's your car!
Well there's no way I'm getting back in the spunk-mobile.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:44, archived)

How are you?

I'm great, and my mum's fit. Like a prostitute.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:46, archived)

Please don't wank over my mum.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:47, archived)

I can't promise that.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:48, archived)

You have made me and my new awesome tshirt very happy, Wow.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:52, archived)

What t shirt is this?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:53, archived)

Merzbow - Pulse Demon

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Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:53, archived)

Wowowow.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:54, archived)

AM I COOL YET PLS?

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Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:55, archived)

yeppers

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 17:00, archived)

*trips over*

*snorts*

Brilliant.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 17:01, archived)

Ben Dirs - as in Benders - generally used as a offensive phrase for a group of gay people.

Looks like humour as we know it has changed somewhat from the schoolground humour of a few years ago.

I shall return to the wonderful world of mad people and watch them eat a lovely tea!

Cheerio!

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Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:39, archived)

Gender

Bender

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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:43, archived)

i like how what he's famous for

is a brief mention in the daily mail!

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:37, archived)

Ben Dris

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:29, archived)

gald I'm not the only one

R^{I^S}

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:27, archived)

Lol, cricket

Like rounders for wimps.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:29, archived)

Cricket's great

because it's one enornmous, elaborate joke on foreigners and tourists.

Plus if you play in a local team they usually have a beer day, when the only time any player is allowe to pu their beer down is to bat.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:30, archived)

It's piss and you know it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:33, archived)

I have no problem with people "playing" cricket

However, as a spactator sport it is 4 3/4 days too long and largely devoid of action/interest/fanny

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:33, archived)

If they did it without padding I'd watch it.

And the ball was magnetic, and their willyprotector was just a thin bag with bits of aluminium in strategic areas...

Yeah. Extreme cricket.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:34, archived)

Ther could have iron filings stuck to their cock area,

so that when the magnetic ball strikes you'd be able to see the exact area of impact.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:45, archived)

or they could do it naked

and have to use their cocks as the bat.

And all the fielders should be ladies, especially the wicket keeper

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:47, archived)

Count me out.

That just made me cross my legs and wince.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:48, archived)

getting hit in the cock

is a lot less painful than getting it in the nuts

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:52, archived)

I can't imagine

but I think fielding with the vagina would be quite painful also.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:54, archived)

Oh I see

I wasn't suggesting the wicket keeper was only allowed to catch with her undercarriage, that'd just be stupid!

I just wanted her to squat there with her legs open, thus helping deflect the tedium of cricket.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:57, archived)

Ah, I see.

Still no. I'd get confused and have no bladder control.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 17:00, archived)

hahaha

But that could be bought into the play - like a rain delay in boring cricket
- if the wicket keeper's bladder goes before tea it's a draw!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 17:03, archived)

Why don't we work for some sort of sport inventing body?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 17:05, archived)

there just ain't no call for it no more

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 17:10, archived)

How utterly excrement.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 17:13, archived)

Wow, offering more opportunities for points

if there were rings like in archery.

My my, what good ideas you have.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:47, archived)

same as football

give them a ball each

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:48, archived)

I get it, but due to peer pressure I'm gonna say "RIS"

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:30, archived)

o_O

.... nooooooooooo! Don't be a sheep! They get shaved, have to run around muddy fields, and get shagged up the ass by scary looking farmers. (or Welshmen).

8-)

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Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:34, archived)

that's your argument AGAINST?

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:46, archived)

ok ok ok

Being of sane mind and healthy body, I wouldn't normally expect the BBC to make a Monty Pythonesqe slip up like this.

Ben Dirs - It's like signing a form Mickey Mouse or Donald Duck!

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Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:32, archived)

Nope it's his actual name.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:37, archived)

His middle name is

Doverandspreadyourlegslikeaspy

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:39, archived)

Spydirs FTW!

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:41, archived)

I did my best

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:43, archived)

You're drunk. You're trying to buy pants.

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:40, archived)