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# You most certainly can.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:42, archived)
# excellent.
the thing in your eye socket is actually an open stomach wound, and your exposed cheek is in fact an open wound on a horse's leg...

mmm
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:46, archived)
# I've never felt sexier.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:48, archived)
# I bet you say that to all the girls
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:49, archived)
# Only the ones with lovely beards.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:51, archived)
# and her / him
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:57, archived)
# Mmmmmmmm Sue flavoured Wogan.
Look at that todger.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:59, archived)
# 8} er... no thanks
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:01, archived)
# I know exactly how to moisten you.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:50, archived)
# If you pee on me again I shall be most upset.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:51, archived)
# It's the best lube
especially after I've had a bottle of extra-virgin olive oil.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:53, archived)
# Yeah, but you always just aim for my face
and kick me in the stomach if I shut my eyes.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:54, archived)
# It's quicker than saying "please"
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:55, archived)
# Yeah, but you do it in your football boots.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:56, archived)
# only because you asked for them.
you like how they make my legs look.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:57, archived)
# No, that was the high heeled gladiator sandals
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:58, archived)
# that would explain my lack of goals recently.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:00, archived)
# But look how pretty you are!
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:02, archived)
# You two are on fire!

* Pisses on you both - there you go!
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:02, archived)