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# This made me hungry.


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Still learning the zombie/badness thing. Advice gratefully considered, then accepted or rejected upon the merits thereof.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:39, archived)
# *claps wildly*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:40, archived)
# thanks.
may I fuck your eye socket, please?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:42, archived)
# You most certainly can.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:42, archived)
# excellent.
the thing in your eye socket is actually an open stomach wound, and your exposed cheek is in fact an open wound on a horse's leg...

mmm
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:46, archived)
# I've never felt sexier.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:48, archived)
# I bet you say that to all the girls
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:49, archived)
# Only the ones with lovely beards.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:51, archived)
# and her / him
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:57, archived)
# Mmmmmmmm Sue flavoured Wogan.
Look at that todger.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:59, archived)
# 8} er... no thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:01, archived)
# I know exactly how to moisten you.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:50, archived)
# If you pee on me again I shall be most upset.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:51, archived)
# It's the best lube
especially after I've had a bottle of extra-virgin olive oil.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:53, archived)
# Yeah, but you always just aim for my face
and kick me in the stomach if I shut my eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:54, archived)
# It's quicker than saying "please"
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:55, archived)
# Yeah, but you do it in your football boots.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:56, archived)
# only because you asked for them.
you like how they make my legs look.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:57, archived)
# No, that was the high heeled gladiator sandals
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:58, archived)
# that would explain my lack of goals recently.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:00, archived)
# But look how pretty you are!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:02, archived)
# You two are on fire!

* Pisses on you both - there you go!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:02, archived)
# ...
wildlyWildyles


*enjoys*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:50, archived)
# okidoki
put your face between my hands then.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:52, archived)
# too light...
needs more dark.
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:40, archived)
# *accepts*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:41, archived)
# tis a little too dark
but it looks cool, what I can make out
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:41, archived)
# if it was real life
and you could see that...
would you turn on the light, or just sit quietly and hope it went away?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:43, archived)
# I'd give her sweets and ask her to get into my car.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:44, archived)
# What kind of sweets?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:46, archived)
# jelly babies.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:46, archived)
# Nooo skittles.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:49, archived)
# compromise on melon flavoured jelly bellies?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:51, archived)
# ...melon?!
How about chewits?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:53, archived)
# how about chewits and space raiders?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:54, archived)
# *is in car*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:55, archived)
# give it surprise bumsex
then turn on the light
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:44, archived)
# it looks lighter on my monitor at home than at work.
hmm... odd things, monitors. cheers though.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:43, archived)
# not really advice but
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:46, archived)
# i still love this.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:47, archived)
# I wanna do a zombie
in both the photoshop sense and the place penis inside a pus filled wound sense.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:52, archived)
# I used to regularly fuck a zombie.
but the rotten bitch split on me.

*trombones*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:55, archived)
# trombones means something far different to me
in the verby way.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:56, archived)
# yes, yes.
this is something I considered too.

*fills drum*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:58, archived)
# I should hope so.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:59, archived)
# Yay to eye-socket sex!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:48, archived)
# Phwoar!!!
She's never looked better! :D

Seriously though, nicely done :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:49, archived)
# thanks
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:51, archived)
# damn that looks awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:51, archived)
# thank you kindly
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:54, archived)