b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » XXX » Message 8588521 (Thread)

# Happarently
they're going to be doing new ones (not Tesco, 'them') that are spray on, so chaps don't get the discomfort of ones that are too narrow.

(until such time as they do, any chaps looking for larger ones should try mates large, which are a little bit bigger. Apparently not big enough, but still.)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:04, archived)
# i've never found a condom brand that was too small :(
(big fat cocks, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:08, archived)
# I'm blaming the wife's genetics.
Half St Lucian, half Cornish. And we all know the Cornish are massive cocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:09, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:11, archived)
# ^
This.
(Sir Drinkcelot Sticking It To The Man Since 1988, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:13, archived)
# Trojans are good
:D

I broke so many durex that i gave up eventually, just started punching my then gf in the belly every mornign to make sure.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:17, archived)
# Aye, once we've worked our way through the twelvety mates he bought
I'm going to get some of the big boy trojans.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:18, archived)
# i like the twisted ones, roomy.
the nobbled ones are... appreciated.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:39, archived)
# i say 'like'
i fucking hate them in general, it's like eating a chocolate bar in its wrapper.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:42, archived)
# Yes, I hate condoms too.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:50, archived)
# Normal ones stretch well enough.
I recommend being in a committed relationship that's reached the point where a mutual trust (and clinic checks) mean that a non-barrier method can be employed.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:19, archived)
# Yeah, I get pregnant extremely easily so I don't think so, ta. The rhythm method is so unsafe when it comes to that.
And they don't stretch well enough for some, my partner's been having problems with normal ones for years, and I've been watching him have them for the past three of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:21, archived)
# the only ones that don't split all the time for me are the non-latex super-expensive ones that Durex do.
other than that, I don't recommend the Rhythm method for anyone except idiots, and even then I'd prefer they don't breed.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:30, archived)
# being an old (almost) married lady
I use the abstinence method.

Works a treat.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:32, archived)
# not for me
I went without for a while and ended up getting my bedclothes pregnant from all the wanking I was doing.

Now I have dozens of tiny little duvets everywhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:34, archived)
# What did you mean by non-barrier then?
If you meant the pill/injection/implant, I can't have them. The pill makes me put on weight dangerously quickly, and the injection makes me insane. Menopausal type insane. And I'm not having the implant, as it'd appear that others I know that have had the same problems I had with the injection have had the same with the implant.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:35, archived)
# poor lamb
a few years, then breeding, then the snip then no worries.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:41, archived)
# That's what I'm thinking, yep.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:44, archived)
# boo!
Yeah, my current uses the pill (and likes it, as it helps control her periods and they tend to be linked to bad cramps/migraines etc).

A lady at my work has an implant and is dead chuffed with it.

Sorry to hear your woes. Just in case it helps, I found that Durex fetherlight sometimes stretch a bit bigger than average without a snap (which is weird, as you'd think they'd be more fragile).
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:43, archived)
# Nah, they make him wince just as much.
I think it might be the genetics and the....shape. I don't know, certainly all of the white boys I've 'known' have been shaped slightly differently.

I love the pill for the control it allows, but I will literally put on a stone a month with it (at least).
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:45, archived)
# I've been struggling to reply to this
but have chosen to do so in a manner with no content, as I was unhappy with the implications in posting what I was going to post. Plus I don't want to think about willies any more today.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:56, archived)
# Oh but I do *closes eyes and smiles*
Was I being offensive? I'm sorry, I'm not sure how to talk to chaps about willies.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:58, archived)
# oh, no, you weren't
just I was edging into the "more personal than I like on a public webpage" zone.
If I'd met your manchap before then I'd be more than pleased to discuss his winkie, it's just odd to discuss a stranger's schlong really.
Me being odd.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:04, archived)