There was a chap I used to work with called Derek Turngate.
Derek was caught with his trousers down hanging out the back end of a pig. The pig had a porno mag and a bottle of Vosene on its back.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 10:15,
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Hahah, the Vosene makes that.
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ClanSoul,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 10:16,
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Vosene!
Hahahaha!
At least the pig had silky soft and flake free hair!
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Joliet,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 10:17,
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Derek seems like a nice guy.
Yeah, he raped a pig, but at least he gave it a bath afterwards. Not many people would be that considerate to an animal they just raped.
I know I'm not.
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ClanSoul,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 10:19,
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