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# last time I got no cat.
I was deleted and invited to never come back ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 12:21, archived)
# cat?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 12:25, archived)
# You've never been norty stepped then?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 12:26, archived)
# umm, no
what happens?

How bad do you have to be?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 12:31, archived)
# I haven't either
we must be really lovely.

*lovely high five*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 12:32, archived)
# Can I be considered Lovely too?
I have never been nawtee stepped either!

I don't know how it can happen...
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 12:35, archived)
# I think you need far larger cojones than the ones I have.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Or maybe just not be an arse to the world :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 12:39, archived)
# :D He's never been an arse to me.
Well, a lot less than most others. Ahhhh, it's good to be special.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Oh my!
I wasn't slagging Pasa off at all. I have never had any issue with him whatsoever. I guess it is true that some people just take the interwebs too seriously :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 12:43, archived)
# HAHAHAHAH
Steady toger, I was pissing about.

My my, what a lovely spoon this is. I wonder what happens when I do this *stirs*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 12:44, archived)
# LADY!
whereyoubinimissedyou
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Awwww that's well bless
I bin busy.

Fucking hell- you need to come to Butlins in December, dude. Patton's coming to town, with ISIS and loads of other good stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 12:42, archived)
# atp?
the melvins and mastodon, i am there with big ben on.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 12:44, archived)
# Got it in one.
You in attendance?
edit: aaaaah, bonzer. We shall see you there then.

Never mind Mastodon, FUCKING PATTON.

I'm going to lick his face, then punch him. He'll love it. I might vomit on him if he wants.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 12:45, archived)
# it is pricey
but i will try to make it happen. can we get it cheaper by getting more folks together?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 12:48, archived)
# Not overly sure
we've got 5 of us going so far, possibly seven if Toby decides he and Kim are in attendance. Hey, maybe 8 if we can convince Otis.

Give'em a bell, it's only Butlins.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 12:51, archived)
# Crikey, even I'VE been naughty stepped...
/for about 20 seconds mind
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 12:39, archived)
# Really?
What did you do Archie? You are far too lovely to be naughty stepped surely!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 12:41, archived)
# I posted this and said in the title 'here comes a naughty stepping'...

internet revolutionary - Che Manuel


... and sure enough... Although it 'was' a comical stepping, for comedic effect :D
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 12:48, archived)
# He looks quite foxy there.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 12:51, archived)
# Ah ok then!
You and your Che pics ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 12:53, archived)
# I showed him this
and he just bemoaned the fact that he didn't have the chest for it.

(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 12:59, archived)
# You?!
But you're our yardstick of taste and decency.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 12:41, archived)
# well, you did knife rape that nun
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 12:41, archived)
# I really did get into a bad habit...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 12:50, archived)
# wacca wacca
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 13:15, archived)
# luvleh5
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 12:40, archived)
# innit, yo.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 12:44, archived)
# I've been naughty stepped a few times. For a week, once.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 12:41, archived)
# *tuts*
Because you're eeeeevil

*shall take an opportunity to pearoast*

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 12:43, archived)
# *takes opportunity to jump at you*
HELLO, WOWOWOWOWOWOWOW :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 12:46, archived)
# Samsamsamsamsamsamsamsamsamsam hello
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 12:47, archived)
# I trust you're well?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 12:49, archived)
# Always, guy
Right chaps, I've got to disappear. Lovely to speak to you all, have great weekends, remember your captain loves you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 12:52, archived)
# Just disagreeing with a mod or enough of the regular board members will do it,
you get some crying kitteh representing you, a countdown, and some blurb that basically says 'We are always right, you were of course wrong, do not come back unless you recognise our absolute power over you and all you dare to think in our presence, say your very very sorry, and no complaining about us on the board either or we'll bar you again, OR WORSE!!'

It's basically a patronising threat rubbing your nose in their power to win over any disagreement or criticism. Lovely stuff, obviously, makes them seem completely rational, sane and fair and not at all like some nazi cunt fuck with a secret wish for world domination and a dire need to get laid.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 12:52, archived)
# oic
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 12:54, archived)
# nawty step.
I got put straight in the "psychopath's cellar"
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 12:26, archived)
# what happens if you get stepped?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 12:37, archived)
# you see
the cat.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 12:44, archived)