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[challenge entry] Tenuous comp entry inspired by C Kicks loverly Quak-Quak post,

well, they were pretty crabby bastards as I recall 'I'm cold, moan moan moan...'

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(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 12:04, archived)
# pah.
what sort of person moans?

'ning you and 'ning all. it's a marvellous day, I might go for a drink soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 12:05, archived)
# ^ ha haa

now that's funny
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 12:07, archived)
# Ning Pasoninonic,
I see you been making friends and influencing people again! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 12:11, archived)
# fuck them all.
to be honest I'm sensing a ban round the corner. I'll be fucked if I have to join farce book to talk to people.

I really do not get on well with cider.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 12:15, archived)
# Try Guinness ¬
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 12:16, archived)
# just makes me
fight and have black, watery stools. Not a good combination. I'm normally quite happy putting away enough Stella to kill a battalion. Now and again I fancy cider ( it was warm yesterday ) and I go mental.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Fizzy apple juice is for girls!

* Runs an hides
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 12:21, archived)
# *catches*
*thrashes*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 12:28, archived)
# I found a photo of you - would you like to see it?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 12:29, archived)
# *sighs*
go on then.....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 12:34, archived)
# *sighs* ??????
In that case, I am not going to!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 12:35, archived)
# sorry!!
please may i see your image of me please.
please.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 12:37, archived)
# NO!

* Pasanonic apears to be rubbing me off rubbing off on me?

???
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 12:41, archived)
# PLEEEEASE!!!
*begs on knees*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 12:43, archived)
# No... You won't like it
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 12:44, archived)
# if you did it, i'll love it.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 12:45, archived)
# OK.. but you asked for it!


* Only has seam paint and no rotation tool
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 12:47, archived)
# i saw that earlier!!
do something new!!
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 12:50, archived)
# OK
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 12:58, archived)
# what cider are we talking here?
cold, fizzy tasteless cider that makes you hyper and twitchy or warm, flat, nuclear fucking orange cider that tastes like apple juice and rots your teeth so fast you can hear them eroding? the latter is the best and most unique type of mental, you can see why cornwall wants to quarantine itself with dangerous stuff like that in abundance there
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 12:24, archived)
# standard
pub cider ( Strongbow ) and a few glasses of Chardonnay when I got in. ( which might have led to me reminding some people just how fucking annoying they are ).
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 12:25, archived)
# Not sure what you mean?

EDIT: Oh fuck yes.. now I see www.b3ta.com/board/8594595
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 12:28, archived)
# *pats sturdy legs happily*
*waggles them at pasanonic*

I've only got a few minutes, I am a busy girl.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 12:30, archived)
# *licks*
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 12:31, archived)
# See? It's just a case of the bird on top of the legs.
As it happens, I am fucking BRILLIANT. So we'll let my rugby souvenirs slide, yes?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 12:32, archived)
# hey. I can let anything
slide when I'm in love.

I reserve the right to poke fun at the wobbly bits of people I don't care about.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Oh well that's absolutely fine, bollocks to them.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 12:40, archived)
# sometimes I don't
think my classy style of intellectual humour is shown in its best light on b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 12:30, archived)
# Noon Pasa!
Seems I missed some funs last night :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 12:33, archived)
# noon.
I am late. I need to be at the airport with my mother and her baggage in 20 minutes but she wants me to burn 3 films to DVD first. Ooh, dilemma.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 12:42, archived)
# Arf!
Decisions decisions!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 12:45, archived)
# scrumpy does it for me.
the wife has banned me drinking it!
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 12:30, archived)
# Now that there is fighting juice of the highest grade :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 12:32, archived)
# ARE YOU LOOKING AT MY PINT?!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 12:35, archived)
# ARE YOU PINTING AT MY LOOK?!?!?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 12:37, archived)
# PINT, YOU LOOKING AT MY ARE?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 12:39, archived)
# I was drinking Addlestones Premium Cloudy Cider
yesterday, it was lovely :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Addlestone's is a nice drink.
sadly I've not seen it for a few years.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 12:27, archived)
# Aye.
One of my local boozers was taken into new hands early this year and is now ace! They have Addlestones on draught and also always have at least 6 real ales on at any time.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 12:30, archived)
# someone sounds a tad paranoid
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 12:18, archived)
# It's everyone else that's having a flounce, not pasanonic.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 12:22, archived)
# ah pasa seems to have a knack of being around when they happen
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 25 Jul 2008, 12:32, archived)
# haha indeed :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Ah don't worry mate, if you do, life will go on,
it'll just go on with a really really patronising and snobbily superior cat whenever you try n log in for a few weeks.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 12:19, archived)
# last time I got no cat.
I was deleted and invited to never come back ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 12:21, archived)
# cat?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 12:25, archived)
# You've never been norty stepped then?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 12:26, archived)
# umm, no
what happens?

How bad do you have to be?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 12:31, archived)
# I haven't either
we must be really lovely.

*lovely high five*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 12:32, archived)
# Can I be considered Lovely too?
I have never been nawtee stepped either!

I don't know how it can happen...
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 12:35, archived)
# I think you need far larger cojones than the ones I have.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Or maybe just not be an arse to the world :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 12:39, archived)
# :D He's never been an arse to me.
Well, a lot less than most others. Ahhhh, it's good to be special.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Oh my!
I wasn't slagging Pasa off at all. I have never had any issue with him whatsoever. I guess it is true that some people just take the interwebs too seriously :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 12:43, archived)
# HAHAHAHAH
Steady toger, I was pissing about.

My my, what a lovely spoon this is. I wonder what happens when I do this *stirs*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 12:44, archived)
# LADY!
whereyoubinimissedyou
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Awwww that's well bless
I bin busy.

Fucking hell- you need to come to Butlins in December, dude. Patton's coming to town, with ISIS and loads of other good stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 12:42, archived)
# atp?
the melvins and mastodon, i am there with big ben on.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 12:44, archived)
# Got it in one.
You in attendance?
edit: aaaaah, bonzer. We shall see you there then.

Never mind Mastodon, FUCKING PATTON.

I'm going to lick his face, then punch him. He'll love it. I might vomit on him if he wants.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 12:45, archived)
# it is pricey
but i will try to make it happen. can we get it cheaper by getting more folks together?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 12:48, archived)
# Not overly sure
we've got 5 of us going so far, possibly seven if Toby decides he and Kim are in attendance. Hey, maybe 8 if we can convince Otis.

Give'em a bell, it's only Butlins.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 12:51, archived)
# Crikey, even I'VE been naughty stepped...
/for about 20 seconds mind
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 12:39, archived)
# Really?
What did you do Archie? You are far too lovely to be naughty stepped surely!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 12:41, archived)
# I posted this and said in the title 'here comes a naughty stepping'...

internet revolutionary - Che Manuel


... and sure enough... Although it 'was' a comical stepping, for comedic effect :D
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 12:48, archived)
# He looks quite foxy there.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 12:51, archived)
# Ah ok then!
You and your Che pics ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 12:53, archived)
# I showed him this
and he just bemoaned the fact that he didn't have the chest for it.

(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 12:59, archived)
# You?!
But you're our yardstick of taste and decency.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 12:41, archived)
# well, you did knife rape that nun
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 12:41, archived)
# I really did get into a bad habit...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 12:50, archived)
# wacca wacca
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 13:15, archived)
# luvleh5
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 12:40, archived)
# innit, yo.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 12:44, archived)
# I've been naughty stepped a few times. For a week, once.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 12:41, archived)
# *tuts*
Because you're eeeeevil

*shall take an opportunity to pearoast*

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 12:43, archived)
# *takes opportunity to jump at you*
HELLO, WOWOWOWOWOWOWOW :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 12:46, archived)
# Samsamsamsamsamsamsamsamsamsam hello
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 12:47, archived)
# I trust you're well?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 12:49, archived)
# Always, guy
Right chaps, I've got to disappear. Lovely to speak to you all, have great weekends, remember your captain loves you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 12:52, archived)
# Just disagreeing with a mod or enough of the regular board members will do it,
you get some crying kitteh representing you, a countdown, and some blurb that basically says 'We are always right, you were of course wrong, do not come back unless you recognise our absolute power over you and all you dare to think in our presence, say your very very sorry, and no complaining about us on the board either or we'll bar you again, OR WORSE!!'

It's basically a patronising threat rubbing your nose in their power to win over any disagreement or criticism. Lovely stuff, obviously, makes them seem completely rational, sane and fair and not at all like some nazi cunt fuck with a secret wish for world domination and a dire need to get laid.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 12:52, archived)
# oic
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 12:54, archived)
# nawty step.
I got put straight in the "psychopath's cellar"
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 12:26, archived)
# what happens if you get stepped?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 12:37, archived)
# you see
the cat.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 12:44, archived)
# It's funny how you blame alcohol when other people can get pissed and still be nice.
Maybe it isn't the alchohol, zoot. Maybe it's the man in the mirror.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 12:24, archived)
# I was pondering some kind of epic journey today
but fuck it, I'm going to have a steak instead

yes, the two are mutually exclusive :)

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 12:40, archived)
# nice tidy shop there.
*cuts open for warmth
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 12:06, archived)
# Bit clumsy in places I thought, I rushed it a bit, I'm awaiting someones arrival any minute,
but thanks! I couldn't decide to leave it's little arms in or not, in the end, I did for reasons of speed...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 12:09, archived)
# yeah
you're right, you've talked me round, it IS shit.




not rly :D
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 12:10, archived)
# LOL!
I'll twiddle it round to my exacting standards later when I have more time, mainly correcting some slight seams here n there, I know most folks will neither notice nor care, but that's me when I'm in one of my obsessive moods...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 12:13, archived)
# have a quick flounce around
and wave your arms a bit before your guest arrives. You''ll thank me for it later ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 12:20, archived)
# Are you watching me!?
:s
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 12:27, archived)
# please sit nearer to the lamp.
I couldn't quite hear that. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 12:28, archived)
# Chortle!
Well, my meet today has just phoned to say he'll be another hour, he's already 2 hours late, so I guess I'll have plenty of time for seam removal then...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 12:55, archived)
# yaay :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 12:07, archived)
# nicely done :)
TJ: Need to switch gas and elec suppliers immediately. Any hot tips?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 12:12, archived)
# beans and nylon track pants
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 12:16, archived)
# Wood and a stove :)
Have you checked uswitch.com? I think they have a short questionnaire that should find the best deal for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 12:27, archived)
# I want a deal that comes with a free windmill
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 12:29, archived)
# Wins
Nice job, sir :)
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 12:22, archived)
# HONK QUACK
That's ace :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 12:28, archived)
# "Get yer own damn taun taun!"
woo!!
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 12:58, archived)